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I'm going to get some flowers, dear.

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I'll be back in 20 minutes.

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It's tulip season today, and I'm so happy.

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Come on, sweetie.

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Yes, come on. Come on now, sweetheart. Come on, sweetie.

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Go for a little ride, then you can whiz all over the city.

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Go for a ride.

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Come on, come on, sweetie.

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No! Freeze! Freeze. Leg down, leg down, leg down.

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That's it. Come on now.

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No, you monkey-eared son of a bitch!

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You have pissed your last floor.

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Bet you wish you were a real dog.

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Oh! Oh you.

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You dog-eared monkey.

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This is New York.

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If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.

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You are ugly, smelly.

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Verdell!

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Uh-oh.

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Verdell!

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Verdell?

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Where's my good doggie?

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Verdell?

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Come here, sweetheart.

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Mr. Udall?

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Mm-hmm?

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Have you seen Verdell?

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What does he look like?

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My dog.

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You know, my...

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My dog with the little face, little adorable face?

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Don't you know what my dog looks like?

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Oh, I got it.

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You were talking about your dog.

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I thought it was the name of that colored man, that I've see in the hall.

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Which color was that?

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Ah, like a...

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Thick molasses.

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With a broad nose perfect for smelling trouble and prison food.

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Frank!
With a broad nose perfect for smelling trouble and prison food.

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With a broad nose perfect for smelling trouble and prison food.

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Frank!

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Simon, you've got to get dressed.

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Frank Sachs, Melvin Udall.

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How are you doing?

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Frank shows my work, Mr. Udall.

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I think, yeah, I think you know that.

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People are gonna start coming.

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What I know is that as long as you keep your work zipped up around me, I don't give a rat crap what or where you shove your show.

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Are we done being neighbors for now?

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Let me talk to you.

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No! Not worth it.

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Definitely not worth it.

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Verdell must be in the apartment.

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Okay.

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Hope you find him.

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Love that dog.

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You don't love anything, Mr. Udall.

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One, two, three, four, five.

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One, two, three, four, five.

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Okay.

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Hot, hot, hot.

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Hi, Carl.

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Frank, so where is he?

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Isn't he here? He lives here.
Frank, so where is he?

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Isn't he here? He lives here.

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Take it easy.

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He just had a little thing with the dog.
Take it easy.

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He just had a little thing with the dog.

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It's not such a hot-looking dog.

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He's adorable.

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Who buys more than me?

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He isn't the only one working.

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Good Lord. Where have you been?

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Oh, look at my boy.

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Look at him.

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Yeah, I found him, Mr. Bishop.

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I know you did.

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We know you did.

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Where was my little baby?

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Where was my baby?

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In the basement garbage bin eating diaper shit.

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Go ahead,John. You earned your fun.

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Sorry. It just struck me.

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It's funny.

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Oh, wait.

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How did he get down in the basement?

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Even if he got in the elevator?

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Maybe some nice neighbor shoved him down the garbage chute?

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Somewhere in the dark, she had confessed, and he had forgiven.

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"This is what you live for," he said.

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"Two heads on a pillow, where all is approval and there is only the safety of being with each other."

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How, she wondered, could she find such hope in the most shameful part of her?

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Mr. Udall!

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At last she was able to define love.
Mr. Udall!

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At last she was able to define love.

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Love was...

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Mr. Udall, I'd like to speak to you, please.

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Let me do this by myself.

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Love was...

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Are you in there?!

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Son of a bitch!

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Pansy-ass stool pusher.

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Yes?

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Maybe this can wait.

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I found a...

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I found Verdell, Mr.Udall.

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Well, that's a load off.

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Uh-huh, did you do something to him?

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Do you realize that I work at home?

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No, I wasn't aware.

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Do you like to be interrupted when you're nancing around in your garden?

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No, no.

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I actually, will turn the ringer off on my phone and sometimes put cardboard.

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Well, I work all the time.
I actually, will turn the ringer off on my phone and sometimes put cardboard.

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Well, I work all the time.

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So never, never interrupt me, okay?

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Not if there's a fire.

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Not even if you hear the sound of a thud from my home and one week later there's a smell coming from there that can only be a decaying human body, and you have to hold a hanky to your face because the stench is so thick, you think you're gonna faint.

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Even then, don't come knocking.

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Or, if it's election night and you're excited and you want to celebrate, because some fudge packer you date has been elected the first queer president of the United States, and he's going to have you down to Camp David.

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And you want someone to share the moment with.

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Even then, don't knock

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Not on this door.

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Not for any reason.

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Do you get me, sweetheart?

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Yes.

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It's not a subtle point that you're making.

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Okay then.

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So the theory of confrontations says: "Think twice before messing with me."

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All right.

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Love was.

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What was love?

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Love was.

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Now I am pissed.

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Now I am really pissed!

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Don't touch! Don't touch!

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Shut up!

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You think you can intimidate the whole world with your attitude, but you don't intimidate me.

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I grew up in hell, homeboy.

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My grandmother had more attitude.

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Police! Donut-munching morons.

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Help me! Help me!
Police! Donut-munching morons.

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Help me! Help me!

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Shut up!

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Assault and battery, and you're black!

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I like Simon!

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I like him enough to batter you unrecognizable, if you verbally abuse him or so much as touch that dog again.

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Meantime, I'm gonna think of some way that you can make it up to him.

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I hate doing this!

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I'm an art dealer.

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Have a nice day.

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Okay, party!

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Excuse me.

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Whoa, whoa, don't touch, don't touch.

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Get a life.

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Watch it.

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Don't touch!
Watch it.

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Don't touch!

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Hey!
Don't touch!

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Look at you. You're all better huh?

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It's that new medication.

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You know all my son's stuff, right?

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No, no. I got a date tonight.

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I'm walking out of the door and he says, "Mom, I promise not to get one of my fevers or coughs during your date."

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Isn't that sweet?

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A little blond angel.

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It just came out of me: "You love me the way you love your remote control, as long as I switch every time you press one of my buttons."

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That's terrific.

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People that talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

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I'm really proud of you.
People that talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

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People that talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch.

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Eat up.

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Good, stay there, I've got your money.

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No, you pay me next week.

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No, I owe you.

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I told you today, that's the rule.

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Excuse me, Melvin.

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Oh, don't.

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There you go.

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You take care

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Thank you.
You take care

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Thank you.

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Pardon me.

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Take the money, debts make me crazy.

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This way you take a cab home, so you can get ready for the date.

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Ready is not my problem.

189
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I'm starving.

190
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Go on, sit down, you know you're not allowed back here.

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Spence is more excited about it, than I am.

192
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He says, "I promise not to get a fever or cough during your date."

193
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Sometimes this kid, you just want to...

194
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I've got Jews at my table.

195
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It's not your table.

196
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It's the place's table, behave.

197
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This once you can sit at someone else's station.

198
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Or you can wait your turn.

199
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You have feelings for her?

200
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Well, yes.
You have feelings for her?

201
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Well, yes.

202
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How much more you got to eat?

203
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Appetites aren't as big as your noses, huh?

204
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What?

205
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That's it. Forget it.

206
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Let me talk to him.

207
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I don't care how many of this guy's books.
Let me talk to him.

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I don't care how many of this guy's books.

209
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Give him one more chance.

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Barred for life.

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Here I go, here I go, here I go.
Barred for life.

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Here I go, here I go, here I go.

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They left.

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Yeah. What do you know?

215
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Bryan says he doesn't care how long you've been coming.

216
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You ever act like this again, you're barred for life.

217
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I'm gonna miss the excitement, but I'll handle it.

218
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Three eggs over easy, two sausage, six strips of bacon with fries.

219
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Fries today.

220
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A short stack, coffee with cream and sweetener.

221
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You're gonna die soon with that diet, you know that.

222
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We're all gonna die soon.

223
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I will, you will and it sure sounds like your son will.

224
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If you ever mention my son again, you will never be able to eat here again.

225
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Do you understand?

226
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Give me some sign you understand, or leave now.

227
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Do you understand me, you crazy fuck?

228
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Do you?

229
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Yes.

230
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Yes.

231
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Okay, I'll get your order.

232
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Wear my earrings tonight.

233
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It's just so interesting what you said at dinner.

234
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You said it like it was nothing.

235
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Where's the bedroom?

236
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This is sort of it, I sort of...

237
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I sort of sleep in here.

238
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Don't worry about it.

239
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What?

240
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I don't know.

241
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Grandma.

242
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Maybe you'd better check.

243
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What did you think I was gonna do?

244
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Oh, I'm sorry.

245
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Mama!

246
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I was hearing everything that you were doing, so I put these on to give you privacy.

247
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So how was dinner?

248
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Hey, pal.

249
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How's your friend?

250
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Are you okay?

251
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Not bad.

252
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You got a temperature?

253
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Scootch over.

254
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Where did your friend take you to eat?

255
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A nice place.

256
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Carol, I have him.

257
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One more spit?

258
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I said I have him.

259
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He's waiting.

260
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Go. She has me.

261
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Okay, pal. Give me a hug.

262
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Carol.

263
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Give me a big hug.

264
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Carol, I have him.

265
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I'm okay, Mom.

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She has me. Go.

267
00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:48,520
Close the curtains.

268
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:55,700
No, you can't smoke! He can't take smoke!

269
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:00,560
Magic.

270
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:01,940
Oh.

271
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,560
Oh, God!

272
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,200
Well, that'll teach you.

273
00:17:13,470 --> 00:17:14,780
I don't even notice it anymore.

274
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:17,800
All right. Come here.

275
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:31,280
It's all right, you don't have to get that embarrassed.

276
00:17:31,280 --> 00:17:32,180
It's a little bit of throw up.

277
00:17:32,180 --> 00:17:32,580
A little bit of throw up.
It's a little bit of throw up.

278
00:17:32,580 --> 00:17:33,500
A little bit of throw up.

279
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,240
Well, what shall we do?

280
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:43,160
Want me to write down which trains you take to get home, or you wanna lay down...

281
00:17:43,240 --> 00:17:45,360
No, no. I'll take a cab.

282
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,160
It's just a little too much reality for a Friday night.

283
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:02,600
I just can't.

284
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:04,720
I promised Simon I'd find him a model.

285
00:18:04,780 --> 00:18:05,880
Carl, take me off the speaker.

286
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:07,880
Did I tell you these are house seats?

287
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,220
Come on, you could use a break,

288
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:12,880
Hello, Carl?

289
00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:14,440
You there?

290
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:17,580
Okay.

291
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:18,920
I've just found a model.

292
00:18:21,980 --> 00:18:22,760
Hey, boys!

293
00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:24,340
Hey look, I know this guy.

294
00:18:24,340 --> 00:18:25,640
He even bought me a dinner.

295
00:18:25,720 --> 00:18:26,360
Carl, right?

296
00:18:29,180 --> 00:18:31,600
Hey, what's going on?

297
00:18:34,600 --> 00:18:35,200
Remember?

298
00:18:35,840 --> 00:18:36,800
I only need one.

299
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,920
You picked me up maybe a few weeks, I don't know, some time ago.

300
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,240
This is for a portrait.

301
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:43,360
I need a pretty face.

302
00:18:44,020 --> 00:18:44,540
Portrait?

303
00:18:46,060 --> 00:18:47,520
Come here, I'll give you the address.

304
00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:48,440
It's for tomorrow morning.

305
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:50,580
Brad Pitt.

306
00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:52,540
It's the shit.

307
00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:53,220
I don't get it.

308
00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,060
Do you read?

309
00:18:58,940 --> 00:19:00,080
Who is it, baby?

310
00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:05,760
Who is that, Verdell?

311
00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:07,300
Who is that?

312
00:19:10,490 --> 00:19:11,180
I'm sorry.

313
00:19:11,380 --> 00:19:12,520
I told you today.

314
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,640
I was at the studio doing work, and I just...

315
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:18,680
It's out here.

316
00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:20,900
Sure have great things.

317
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,640
Gershwin is great, isn't he?

318
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:27,080
I usually make a big deal about picking models, but Carl is so thorough.

319
00:19:27,180 --> 00:19:30,180
I bet he drove you nuts checking your resume, huh?

320
00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,400
This is not a nude.

321
00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,680
Just kidding around.

322
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:44,720
So much for love.

323
00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,940
And yet another pose.

324
00:19:48,060 --> 00:19:50,760
Exactly what is your previous experience?

325
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:52,160
How about that, hmm?

326
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:55,180
I'm running out of ideas here.

327
00:19:57,600 --> 00:19:59,960
Well, then give me some direction, okay?

328
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,080
Nothing.

329
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,860
I just watch until something strikes me.

330
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:07,200
I mean, do anything that you think of.

331
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:12,220
Wait for me to say "hold that pose", then just try to comfortably hold it.

332
00:20:15,340 --> 00:20:16,520
No direction.

333
00:20:18,820 --> 00:20:19,660
Okay.

334
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:23,800
What I do is I watch.

335
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,120
You ever watch somebody who doesn't know you're watching them?

336
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:35,180
An old woman sitting on a bus, or kids going to school, or somebody just waiting.

337
00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:45,020
And you see this flash come over them, and you know immediately that it has nothing to do with anything external, because that hasn't changed.

338
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:48,940
And when you see it, they're sort of realer and they're more alive.

339
00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,400
I mean, if you look at someone long enough, you discover their humanity.

340
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:57,900
Wow.

341
00:21:00,870 --> 00:21:02,500
I know exactly what you mean.

342
00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:08,840
Oh, my God.

343
00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:11,360
Hold it.

344
00:21:15,290 --> 00:21:16,620
Hey, look out!

345
00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:17,780
Excuse me.

346
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:20,720
Sorry.

347
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:23,980
So, I went in and I got on the third line of dialogue.

348
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,400
All over sudden, I blanked.

349
00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:27,400
I had no clue as to what the next line was.

350
00:21:28,700 --> 00:21:29,440
Ignores me.

351
00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:29,880
So, he said to me, "Last chance."
Ignores me.

352
00:21:29,880 --> 00:21:31,980
So, he said to me, "Last chance."

353
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:32,220
Last chance.

354
00:21:32,220 --> 00:21:33,280
Oh, God.
Last chance.

355
00:21:33,280 --> 00:21:33,520
Oh, God.

356
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,520
So, I came back in.

357
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:37,020
She comes to ignore me again.

358
00:21:37,020 --> 00:21:37,940
I messed up on the exact same line.
She comes to ignore me again.

359
00:21:37,940 --> 00:21:38,920
I messed up on the exact same line.

360
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:41,520
I know, but guess what.

361
00:21:42,020 --> 00:21:42,580
What?

362
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,400
He cast me!

363
00:21:45,060 --> 00:21:47,850
Just what the world needs, another actress.

364
00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:50,010
Okay, okay.

365
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,960
Can't live without me, huh?

366
00:22:01,860 --> 00:22:03,140
I'm finally gonna ask.

367
00:22:03,900 --> 00:22:06,180
Allright. What's with the plastic picnic ware?

368
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,640
Why don't you try ours?

369
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:08,660
You' re afraid it isn't clean?
Why don't you try ours?

370
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,920
You' re afraid it isn't clean?

371
00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:10,520
You okay?

372
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:10,820
Yep.

373
00:22:10,860 --> 00:22:11,980
Oh, I see the help.

374
00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:13,400
It's a judgment call.

375
00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:16,420
So give yourself a little pep talk.

376
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:22,060
Must try other people's clean silverware, as part of fun of dining out.

377
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:25,460
What's wrong with your son?

378
00:22:26,620 --> 00:22:27,300
Yeah.

379
00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:28,800
What do you care?

380
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:39,320
He's got to fight to breathe.

381
00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,460
His asthma can shoot off the charts.

382
00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,300
He's allergic to dust.

383
00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:47,040
And this is New York, so his immune system bails on him whenever there's trouble.

384
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,440
So an ear infection.

385
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,500
Is this bothering you?

386
00:22:51,540 --> 00:22:52,360
No.

387
00:22:55,000 --> 00:23:01,740
An ear infection, whatever, sends us to the emergency room six times a month, where I get whatever nine-year-old they just made a doctor.

388
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:04,360
Nice chatting with you.

389
00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:08,260
His name?

390
00:23:08,700 --> 00:23:09,540
Spencer.

391
00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:12,460
Okay.

392
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:15,880
Spence.

393
00:23:24,260 --> 00:23:26,950
It's okay. Go on. Come on.

394
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:37,340
You can put on anything you want now.

395
00:23:37,900 --> 00:23:39,560
I might be sort of done here.

396
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:41,960
Hey, I've been coming here for two weeks and all we've done is work.

397
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:42,840
Let's play!

398
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:46,540
Vincent!

399
00:23:57,860 --> 00:23:59,660
So you're practically finished, huh?

400
00:24:01,740 --> 00:24:04,660
Yeah. There is one more stage.

401
00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:12,160
Where you going?

402
00:24:12,600 --> 00:24:14,600
No place. I was just gonna sneak a peek.

403
00:24:28,460 --> 00:24:29,340
You want some chocolate?

404
00:24:29,380 --> 00:24:30,540
No, he's not allowed.

405
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,060
Wait.

406
00:24:33,120 --> 00:24:35,880
I gotta take off. You want to say good-bye or anything?

407
00:24:37,180 --> 00:24:38,480
He's just gotta go. One second.

408
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:38,840
No, wait.

409
00:24:40,180 --> 00:24:41,600
I'm gonna look at the painting, alright?

410
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,140
Where are you going, sweetheart?

411
00:24:48,180 --> 00:24:48,920
Verdell!

412
00:24:52,780 --> 00:24:54,320
What is the matter with you?

413
00:24:55,260 --> 00:24:56,220
You want some water?

414
00:25:01,140 --> 00:25:02,180
Simon, wait!

415
00:25:16,220 --> 00:25:17,340
Why are you doing this?

416
00:25:18,980 --> 00:25:22,260
No. No, wait.

417
00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:22,740
See.

418
00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:24,660
That painting in there.

419
00:25:24,660 --> 00:25:24,940
What, are you cruising him?
That painting in there.

420
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:25,940
What, are you cruising him?

421
00:25:36,960 --> 00:25:37,860
Excuse me.

422
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:39,240
Help me!

423
00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,020
We gotta go.

424
00:25:42,780 --> 00:25:45,260
Let's go. Come on, come on!

425
00:25:57,680 --> 00:25:59,940
Okay, so you call 9-1-1 and don't leave your name?

426
00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,680
That's right, Yes.

427
00:26:01,980 --> 00:26:04,360
Even a dumb geezer should know Emergency automatically.

428
00:26:04,420 --> 00:26:05,460
No one got killed.

429
00:26:05,680 --> 00:26:06,720
Oh, is he dead?

430
00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:07,380
Ask him.

431
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:08,500
What's wrong with you?

432
00:26:09,760 --> 00:26:10,900
Don't bark at me.

433
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:12,380
I didn't name ya.

434
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:13,700
We will.

435
00:26:14,380 --> 00:26:18,240
If we can't, we'll come back and ask you again and again.

436
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,780
What, you're trying to intimidate me with that attitude?

437
00:26:21,310 --> 00:26:22,280
I come from hell.

438
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:25,100
My grandmother's got more attitude than you.

439
00:26:25,210 --> 00:26:28,420
Go shake down a 7-Eleven for a day-old wiener.

440
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:29,960
It's just a matter of time, sir.

441
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,960
There's a painting of one of the guys in here.

442
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,080
Get some tape on it.

443
00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:37,900
I've been praying for him since I heard.

444
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,740
So, anyway, I'm on my way to the hospital.

445
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,840
If you could just watch the dog tonight.

446
00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:46,820
I'm sorry. No, no. Sorry.

447
00:26:46,820 --> 00:26:48,620
Okay. Thanks.
I'm sorry. No, no. Sorry.

448
00:26:48,620 --> 00:26:48,680
Okay. Thanks.

449
00:26:50,380 --> 00:26:51,480
Old bitch.

450
00:26:52,020 --> 00:26:53,240
Damn dog.

451
00:26:58,140 --> 00:27:01,040
You're taking him. Yes, you are!

452
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:03,000
Get the hell out of the way!

453
00:27:03,020 --> 00:27:03,960
You're taking him.

454
00:27:04,060 --> 00:27:06,360
This will even the books for one night.

455
00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:08,660
Wait, wait.

456
00:27:09,820 --> 00:27:10,980
Do you want to say no to me?

457
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:13,520
You wanna say no to me?

458
00:27:13,840 --> 00:27:14,420
Huh?

459
00:27:18,620 --> 00:27:20,180
I don't want to say nothing to you.

460
00:27:22,720 --> 00:27:25,360
Because I've never felt as crazy as I do right now.

461
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:27,980
I almost want you to say no.

462
00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:33,700
Thanks for looking after him.

463
00:27:34,820 --> 00:27:37,700
Hey! Where are you going?

464
00:27:38,100 --> 00:27:39,160
You can't do this.

465
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:39,320
You don't wanna mess with me today!
You can't do this.

466
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,000
You don't wanna mess with me today!

467
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:43,560
I can't take a dog.

468
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:45,700
Nobody's ever been in here before.

469
00:27:47,460 --> 00:27:48,360
Hey, Frank.

470
00:28:39,940 --> 00:28:40,760
You're dead.

471
00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:44,400
We don't have no dog food here.

472
00:28:44,420 --> 00:28:45,920
We don't want no dog food here.

473
00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,980
You'll eat what we got, what we eat.

474
00:28:52,860 --> 00:28:53,980
All right.

475
00:29:00,520 --> 00:29:02,020
Don't you do anything.

476
00:29:17,680 --> 00:29:18,900
Where's the trust?

477
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:31,500
Never a break. Never.

478
00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:32,360
Dog.

479
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:46,760
Always look at the bright side of your life.

480
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:55,080
Always look at the lighter side of your life.

481
00:30:04,920 --> 00:30:05,580
God.

482
00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:11,620
We're not going to sell anything if they find out we're halfway through a show and we haven't sold a single painting.

483
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:14,340
No, we can't reduce the price at this stage.

484
00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:16,800
What. I'm in a free fall here.

485
00:30:16,900 --> 00:30:17,360
Yes?

486
00:30:17,380 --> 00:30:18,420
We can see him.

487
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,480
Okay. I'll meet you in there.

488
00:30:21,840 --> 00:30:24,040
I will meet you in there.

489
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:25,860
Okay? One minute.

490
00:30:27,420 --> 00:30:29,320
Thank you. No, I'm here.

491
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,420
How are you doing, great one?

492
00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:35,600
I haven't looked at myself yet.

493
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:38,620
I figured I could tell from your reaction.

494
00:30:38,660 --> 00:30:39,700
Oh, God.

495
00:30:41,900 --> 00:30:42,740
That bad, huh?

496
00:30:42,820 --> 00:30:45,220
Okay, I talked to the doctor, and.

497
00:30:45,620 --> 00:30:47,220
Oh! Shh.

498
00:30:49,560 --> 00:30:52,200
Okay. It's not that bad.

499
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,640
I talked to the doctors and they say you're gonna be your old self in a couple of weeks.

500
00:30:55,680 --> 00:30:57,420
I mean, the scars might take like.

501
00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:59,660
Oh, shit!

502
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:07,460
Jackie.

503
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,560
Yes?

504
00:31:08,620 --> 00:31:10,780
Can you hand me a mirror, please?

505
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,960
Wait. I have a smaller one.

506
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:34,680
So how are things anyway?

507
00:31:37,100 --> 00:31:38,460
How's Verdell?

508
00:31:39,100 --> 00:31:41,080
Your neighbor, Mr. Udall.

509
00:31:41,240 --> 00:31:42,380
Taking care of him.

510
00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:45,560
How could you do that?

511
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:46,080
He'll hurt him.

512
00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:47,020
No, Simon, no.
He'll hurt him.

513
00:31:47,020 --> 00:31:47,320
No, Simon, no.

514
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:49,560
I promise. Not a chance.

515
00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:51,720
I own this guy.

516
00:31:52,000 --> 00:31:53,220
Besides, there was nobody else.

517
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,920
You know, I'm always on the moving.

518
00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:57,160
Trust me.

519
00:31:59,580 --> 00:32:02,040
You are very certain my dog is okay, because you have no idea.

520
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:02,240
Yes, your dog is fine, Simon.
You are very certain my dog is okay, because you have no idea.

521
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,680
Yes, your dog is fine, Simon.

522
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,280
Okay.

523
00:32:11,200 --> 00:32:12,980
Waiting gives the devil time.

524
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,940
Oh, my.

525
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:44,700
Where did I go?

526
00:32:46,860 --> 00:32:47,620
Look how friendly he is.

527
00:32:47,620 --> 00:32:48,200
That's your dog?
Look how friendly he is.

528
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:48,600
That's your dog?

529
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,000
What are you doing with a dog?

530
00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:57,880
Suckered in, set up, pushed around.

531
00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:59,480
You're not worried someone might take it?

532
00:33:02,700 --> 00:33:05,200
No, not until now, for Christ's sake.

533
00:33:06,340 --> 00:33:06,840
Sorry.

534
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:06,960
I'm gonna sit here.
Sorry.

535
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:07,960
I'm gonna sit here.

536
00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:11,600
Hey, puppy.

537
00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:11,720
He's cute.
Hey, puppy.

538
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:12,460
He's cute.

539
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:14,800
I love his little face.

540
00:33:14,800 --> 00:33:14,880
It's so cute.
I love his little face.

541
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,480
It's so cute.

542
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:18,280
I wonder what breed he is.

543
00:33:23,900 --> 00:33:25,100
You know, he's a little dog.

544
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:28,040
Next time, if Bryan is not here, you can bring him in.

545
00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:32,680
How old are you?

546
00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:36,840
If I was gonna guessed by your eyes, I'd say you were 50.

547
00:33:37,940 --> 00:33:40,920
If I went by your eyes, I'd say you were kind. So.

548
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:42,220
So much for eyes.

549
00:33:42,220 --> 00:33:44,220
But as long as you bring up age, how old are you?

550
00:33:44,820 --> 00:33:46,060
You know, because you brought it up.

551
00:33:46,100 --> 00:33:46,820
No, I'm curious.

552
00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:47,380
You brought it up.

553
00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:48,700
Not that you're ugly.

554
00:33:48,840 --> 00:33:50,080
That's not what I'm saying.

555
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:52,060
Easy, easy pal. I can take the compliment.

556
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:55,860
But my knees start knocking when you turn on the charm full blast.

557
00:33:57,460 --> 00:34:00,620
But I mean, what's with the dark?

558
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,300
Dawn patrol.

559
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:07,380
Major dawn patrol. My son had a full-blown attack.

560
00:34:07,420 --> 00:34:09,600
My son had a full-blown attack.

561
00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:13,800
This time, for extra fun, they gave us the wrong antibiotics.

562
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,140
So I get him home.

563
00:34:15,140 --> 00:34:15,560
No, no!
So I get him home.

564
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,400
No, no!

565
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:22,280
The dog. The bacon's for the dog.

566
00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:28,020
Last week I was playing the piano for him, and he likes it.

567
00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:33,560
So I decided I'm gonna make a little joke.

568
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:33,700
So you're all set here.
So I decided I'm gonna make a little joke.

569
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:34,720
So you're all set here.

570
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:35,680
Yeah.

571
00:34:43,660 --> 00:34:46,640
I think it's a beautiful day for our walk today.

572
00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:48,060
Very nice.

573
00:35:00,480 --> 00:35:03,960
Look at that. Look at him.

574
00:35:04,060 --> 00:35:05,640
I gotta give you something.

575
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:08,680
I gotta give you something real good too.

576
00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:11,140
I'm gonna show it to you.

577
00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:12,600
Come on, buddy.

578
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,300
Don't be like me. Don't you be like me.

579
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:23,520
You stay just the way you are, because you are a perfect man and I'm gonna take you home and get you something to eat.

580
00:35:23,680 --> 00:35:25,180
What you love. Hear me?

581
00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:26,880
I'd like to be treated like that.

582
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:27,920
I'm gonna take you home right now and get you something. Yes.
I'd like to be treated like that.

583
00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:32,140
I'm gonna take you home right now and get you something. Yes.

584
00:35:32,140 --> 00:35:34,280
Let's go home and do some writing.

585
00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:37,580
He had made the girl happy.

586
00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:39,520
And what a girl.

587
00:35:40,860 --> 00:35:42,840
"You saved my life," she said.

588
00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:47,860
"You'd better make it up to me."

589
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:52,480
Done.

590
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,020
Done! Yes, I hate the doggie.

591
00:35:58,480 --> 00:36:00,910
Ooh, 62 books.

592
00:36:01,180 --> 00:36:01,740
Done.

593
00:36:02,860 --> 00:36:05,340
We have to cut back expenses every place we can.

594
00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:06,940
He has no medical insurance?

595
00:36:07,060 --> 00:36:07,600
No.

596
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:12,920
Let me see. These are the food receipts here, the household expenses.

597
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,340
Here's one for the dog again.

598
00:36:15,380 --> 00:36:16,780
Aha, I can read it. I got it.

599
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:17,780
There you go.

600
00:36:18,380 --> 00:36:19,940
And all the laundry and cleaners.

601
00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:20,220
Okay, good, aha.
And all the laundry and cleaners.

602
00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,160
Okay, good, aha.

603
00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:25,000
Boy, look at that, huh?

604
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,930
Oh, he likes it at Chez Melvin, hmm?

605
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:32,700
What are you coming over here for?

606
00:36:32,700 --> 00:36:34,000
I told you to sit here.

607
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,920
I can't cook with a dog near me.

608
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:38,200
Okay,just sit. Good.

609
00:36:38,460 --> 00:36:39,440
We don't want any company.

610
00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:41,500
I'll read you some Ralph Waldo Emerson.

611
00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:42,980
Okay, have it your way.

612
00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:55,300
How's Verdell doing?

613
00:36:56,900 --> 00:36:59,820
You know, he's a pain in the ass.

614
00:37:01,340 --> 00:37:02,020
Well.

615
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:04,840
Simon's home.

616
00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:10,220
I was sort of hoping you can keep the dog until he's had a chance to think and adjust.

617
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:13,040
Oh, well it's been weeks and weeks.

618
00:37:13,340 --> 00:37:14,680
Few more won't matter.

619
00:37:15,190 --> 00:37:17,320
No, he definitely wants him back right away.

620
00:37:17,940 --> 00:37:18,960
He'll be by tomorrow.

621
00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:23,440
Okay.

622
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:25,880
Okay by me.

623
00:37:31,900 --> 00:37:34,220
Hungry. I'll be right with you, pooch.

624
00:37:39,680 --> 00:37:44,110
One, two, three, four, five.

625
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:52,640
I'm okay.

626
00:38:38,660 --> 00:38:39,960
Mr. Udall.

627
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:50,100
Some face they left hanging on you.

628
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:50,740
You look like.

629
00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:51,220
Could you take it just a little easy, Mr. Udall?
You look like.

630
00:38:51,220 --> 00:38:58,180
Could you take it just a little easy, Mr. Udall?

631
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:02,800
Thank you.

632
00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,100
Come here, my beautiful boy. Come here.

633
00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:15,060
Come here, boy.

634
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:16,500
Let's go home and get well.

635
00:39:19,180 --> 00:39:21,460
You can't blame him for being weird.

636
00:39:22,160 --> 00:39:24,220
Have a look at yourself in the mirror.

637
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:29,920
Thank you.

638
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:35,420
Come on, sweetheart.

639
00:39:37,300 --> 00:39:38,000
Verdell?

640
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,040
Come here. Come here, boy.

641
00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:45,180
I know what you want.

642
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,040
Come on. Where's my boy?

643
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,060
No, don't force him.

644
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:34,340
Over a dog.

645
00:40:38,100 --> 00:40:40,280
Over an ugly dog.

646
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,020
Worst sidewalk in New York.

647
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:52,560
Look where they put it.

648
00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:01,160
Help!

649
00:41:01,920 --> 00:41:03,740
If you want to see me, you will not do this.

650
00:41:03,960 --> 00:41:05,260
You'll make an appointment.

651
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:12,380
Dr. Green, how can you diagnose someone as an obsessive-compulsive disorder and then act as though I had some choice about barging in?

652
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,020
There's not going to be a debate.

653
00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:14,800
You must leave.

654
00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:15,280
You said you could help me.
You must leave.

655
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,260
You said you could help me.

656
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,500
What was that, a tease?

657
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:21,940
I can help you if you take responsibility to keep regular appointments

658
00:41:21,940 --> 00:41:23,640
You changed the room around.
I can help you if you take responsibility to keep regular appointments

659
00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:23,660
You changed the room around.

660
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:25,000
Two years ago.

661
00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:29,700
I also regrew my beard, but you're not interested in changes in me.

662
00:41:30,060 --> 00:41:32,140
I don't have this amount of available time.

663
00:41:32,140 --> 00:41:33,960
I have to get to my restaurant on time.

664
00:41:33,960 --> 00:41:36,980
Now, do you know how hard it was for me to come here?

665
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,140
Yes.

666
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:40,020
Thank you.

667
00:41:40,100 --> 00:41:42,440
No, we're not doing this now.

668
00:41:42,740 --> 00:41:46,160
I changed just one pattern, as you always said I should.

669
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:01,640
What if this is as good as it gets?

670
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,420
What the heck are those for?

671
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,660
No. Get Carol.

672
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:25,760
Oh, I'm filling in.

673
00:42:26,260 --> 00:42:27,520
We don't know if she's coming back.

674
00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:29,860
You know, I think she might be getting a job closer to home.

675
00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:33,900
Why plastic?

676
00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:35,760
What are you trying to do to me?

677
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,540
What the heck do you mean?

678
00:42:39,820 --> 00:42:44,140
Look, elephant girl, just go get Carol or something.

679
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,400
Just have her do my one meal here.

680
00:42:47,080 --> 00:42:48,720
You know. I'll pay whatever you want.

681
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:49,580
I'll wait.

682
00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:53,700
Do it!

683
00:42:58,140 --> 00:42:59,040
Bryan, code blue.

684
00:42:59,740 --> 00:43:00,120
What happened?

685
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:00,600
No.
What happened?

686
00:43:00,600 --> 00:43:00,740
No.

687
00:43:06,340 --> 00:43:09,080
Out! just shut up and get out!

688
00:43:09,540 --> 00:43:10,260
Do it!

689
00:43:11,540 --> 00:43:12,700
I'll be quiet.

690
00:43:13,980 --> 00:43:15,600
Just let me stay here.

691
00:43:16,220 --> 00:43:19,120
No problem. Go get Carol.

692
00:43:20,620 --> 00:43:21,900
Get her here.

693
00:43:22,870 --> 00:43:24,780
I'm not a prick.

694
00:43:24,980 --> 00:43:26,420
You are. I'm not judging.

695
00:43:26,420 --> 00:43:27,820
I'm a great customer.

696
00:43:28,340 --> 00:43:32,040
This day has been a disaster.

697
00:43:34,180 --> 00:43:37,120
I'm not sure if I can handle this too.

698
00:43:37,140 --> 00:43:37,800
Get out.

699
00:43:38,860 --> 00:43:42,320
Get out immediately or there's gonna be trouble.

700
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:43,940
Man, I mean it.

701
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:53,940
Okay.

702
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,300
See ya. Good-bye.

703
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,040
It's about time!

704
00:44:07,580 --> 00:44:09,350
Carol's last name.

705
00:44:10,740 --> 00:44:11,360
Connelly.

706
00:44:11,980 --> 00:44:12,940
Thank you.

707
00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:16,620
Hey, Dad! I'm over here!

708
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:22,040
Does he visit often?

709
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:23,640
Not really. Not anymore.

710
00:44:23,660 --> 00:44:24,620
What can you do?

711
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,500
Can I get some ice cream, Grandpa?

712
00:44:35,520 --> 00:44:37,320
Why not? You're a good girl.

713
00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:38,580
Hello.

714
00:44:55,540 --> 00:44:56,630
Christ.

715
00:45:15,460 --> 00:45:16,320
I'm hungry.

716
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:19,760
You've ruined my whole day.

717
00:45:19,760 --> 00:45:20,680
I haven't eaten.

718
00:45:21,740 --> 00:45:22,760
What are you doing here?

719
00:45:22,820 --> 00:45:24,580
This is not a sexist thing.

720
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:26,360
If you were a waiter, I'd be saying.

721
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:26,920
Are you totally gone? This is my private home.
If you were a waiter, I'd be saying.

722
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,240
Are you totally gone? This is my private home.

723
00:45:31,740 --> 00:45:41,020
I'm trying to keep emotion out of this, even though it's an important issue to me, and I have very strong feelings on the subject.

724
00:45:41,060 --> 00:45:42,140
What subject?

725
00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:45,380
That I wasn't there to take crap from you and bring you eggs?

726
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,560
Do you have any control over how creepy you allow yourself to get?

727
00:45:54,640 --> 00:45:57,220
Yes, I do, as a matter of fact.

728
00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:03,660
And to prove it, I have not gotten personal, and you have.

729
00:46:05,660 --> 00:46:07,000
Why aren't you at work?

730
00:46:08,120 --> 00:46:09,080
You sick?

731
00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:13,240
You don't look sick.

732
00:46:16,380 --> 00:46:18,040
Just tired and bitter.

733
00:46:21,660 --> 00:46:23,640
My son is sick, okay?

734
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:28,700
What about your mother?

735
00:46:30,940 --> 00:46:32,160
How do you know about my mother?

736
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,760
I hear you talking while I wait.

737
00:46:36,180 --> 00:46:37,700
Mom, I finished my juice.

738
00:46:37,720 --> 00:46:39,260
I'm sorry, honey. One second.

739
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,580
Mom!

740
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:50,700
How're you doing?

741
00:46:57,700 --> 00:47:00,200
You should answer someone when they speak to you.

742
00:47:00,320 --> 00:47:01,680
I'm sorry, Melvin, that's it.

743
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:03,940
I cannot handle you teaching my son manners!

744
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,760
Back to life.

745
00:47:17,820 --> 00:47:19,560
Uh-oh. What's wrong?

746
00:47:20,620 --> 00:47:26,800
Five one-thousand, four one-thousand, three one-thousand, two one-thousand.

747
00:47:26,900 --> 00:47:27,520
Bingo.

748
00:47:29,860 --> 00:47:30,960
104.9.

749
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:32,740
Let's treat ourselves to a cab ride.

750
00:47:36,110 --> 00:47:37,960
Look out, you guys. Coming through.

751
00:47:41,720 --> 00:47:42,520
Mom!

752
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:44,400
We're okay, we are okay.

753
00:47:46,620 --> 00:47:48,940
Melvin, wait!

754
00:47:58,700 --> 00:48:00,180
Shut up, kids!

755
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:04,340
Give us a lift, would you, Melvin?

756
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,360
A lift. Okay.

757
00:48:09,660 --> 00:48:11,720
Cover your mouth when you cough, kid.

758
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,380
Brooklyn Presbyterian Hospital please, and quickly, please.

759
00:48:17,380 --> 00:48:18,080
Okay.

760
00:48:19,100 --> 00:48:19,720
Hospital?

761
00:48:19,720 --> 00:48:20,340
Yes.

762
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,760
By any chance, you'll be back at work today?

763
00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:23,420
No!

764
00:48:24,420 --> 00:48:26,060
Stay away from me! God!

765
00:48:30,840 --> 00:48:32,920
Simon, we can't put this off any longer.

766
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:35,680
I feel terrible that I have to.

767
00:48:37,080 --> 00:48:37,620
Simon.

768
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,440
Huh?

769
00:48:38,500 --> 00:48:41,280
Simon, could you just leave the dog for a second?

770
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:43,920
Sorry.

771
00:48:49,380 --> 00:48:50,840
What are those cards?

772
00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:51,920
Oh, Frank's idea.

773
00:48:51,940 --> 00:48:54,260
He thought I should have notes so I did this right.

774
00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:58,560
Maintained focus, didn't get emotional and tried not to terrify you.

775
00:49:00,300 --> 00:49:02,380
See? He's right.

776
00:49:03,180 --> 00:49:04,520
I need the cards.

777
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:11,820
Simon, you're broke.

778
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:19,040
The medical bills are $61 ,000 now, and the show didn't go well.

779
00:49:19,420 --> 00:49:21,320
I've spoken to your parents.

780
00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:28,140
They didn't hang up or anything, but they said they would feel strange about calling you.

781
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,760
Well, I can't call them.

782
00:49:32,240 --> 00:49:33,160
Come here, baby.

783
00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:39,500
Verdell. What's wrong?

784
00:49:40,500 --> 00:49:42,000
You miss the tough guy?

785
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:45,000
Well, here I am, sweetheart!

786
00:49:45,240 --> 00:49:47,340
Happy to see me, you little pissant mop?

787
00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:49,100
How about another ride down the chute?

788
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:51,200
Oh, God, I'm sorry.

789
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:52,820
I didn't mean that, I'm sorry.

790
00:49:52,820 --> 00:49:53,200
Simon.
I didn't mean that, I'm sorry.

791
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:53,500
Simon.

792
00:49:53,500 --> 00:49:53,700
I didn't mean that, sweetheart.
Simon.

793
00:49:53,700 --> 00:49:54,520
I didn't mean that, sweetheart.

794
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:55,040
Simon.
I didn't mean that, sweetheart.

795
00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:55,280
Simon.

796
00:49:56,180 --> 00:49:57,700
Sorry. I'm sorry.

797
00:49:59,340 --> 00:50:02,320
I'll be able to keep my apartment and the studio, won't I?

798
00:50:07,460 --> 00:50:08,160
Wow.

799
00:50:09,820 --> 00:50:11,400
Oh, my God. Wow.

800
00:50:41,100 --> 00:50:44,440
Yes, you write more than everybody else, yes, you make us a lot of money.

801
00:50:44,700 --> 00:50:45,740
But I think it's more appropriate.

802
00:50:45,740 --> 00:50:45,920
Look, look.
But I think it's more appropriate.

803
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:46,640
Look, look.

804
00:50:47,580 --> 00:50:48,560
I need this.

805
00:50:48,580 --> 00:50:51,020
Just say, "Melvin, I'll try."

806
00:50:51,160 --> 00:50:51,700
Okay?

807
00:50:55,560 --> 00:50:56,940
Melvin, I'll try.

808
00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:59,280
Thank you. That's good.

809
00:50:59,860 --> 00:51:03,820
Now, on a pleasanter note, my son - he just got accepted to Brown.

810
00:51:04,780 --> 00:51:06,320
My husband was dying.

811
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:10,220
Yeah. Good, nice, thrilled, exciting.

812
00:51:10,340 --> 00:51:12,180
You don't have to wait with me.

813
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:21,480
I can't resist.

814
00:51:22,060 --> 00:51:26,480
You usually move through here so quickly and I have so many questions I want to ask you.

815
00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:30,880
You have no idea what your work means to me.

816
00:51:31,700 --> 00:51:32,780
What does it mean to you?

817
00:51:34,540 --> 00:51:38,700
That somebody out there knows what it's like to be in here.

818
00:51:40,420 --> 00:51:43,220
Oh, God. This is like a nightmare.

819
00:51:43,730 --> 00:51:46,560
Oh, come on, just a couple of questions.

820
00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:48,000
How hard is that?

821
00:51:51,080 --> 00:51:53,060
How do you write women so well?

822
00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:58,040
I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability.

823
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,120
Where's my newspaper?

824
00:52:15,380 --> 00:52:17,120
It's right here, Mrs. Garrett.

825
00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:21,200
"M.D."

826
00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:29,880
What is it?

827
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:29,960
What's wrong?
What is it?

828
00:52:29,960 --> 00:52:30,600
What's wrong?

829
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:32,120
Mom!

830
00:52:32,160 --> 00:52:33,180
In here, Mrs. Connelly.

831
00:52:34,100 --> 00:52:34,620
What?

832
00:52:34,660 --> 00:52:35,140
What?

833
00:52:35,300 --> 00:52:36,920
Please, what? Just tell me.

834
00:52:38,860 --> 00:52:40,420
I'm Martin Bettes. Dr. Bettes.

835
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,300
Not your name!

836
00:52:41,300 --> 00:52:42,860
What are you telling me your name for?

837
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,840
Where is he?

838
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:44,760
He's in the bathroom.

839
00:52:45,080 --> 00:52:45,840
Hey.

840
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:46,460
What's wrong?

841
00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:47,400
Nothing.

842
00:52:47,460 --> 00:52:49,560
Did you know that docs come to your house?

843
00:52:49,620 --> 00:52:50,400
No, I didn't.

844
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:50,680
I'm home!
No, I didn't.

845
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,000
I'm home!

846
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:51,360
So what are you doing here?
I'm home!

847
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,020
So what are you doing here?

848
00:52:52,620 --> 00:52:52,840
Well.

849
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:53,100
I didn't know you had a secret admirer.
Well.

850
00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:55,760
I didn't know you had a secret admirer.

851
00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:55,920
What?
I didn't know you had a secret admirer.

852
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:56,320
What?

853
00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:56,380
Oh, you met the gift.
What?

854
00:52:56,380 --> 00:52:58,020
Oh, you met the gift.

855
00:52:58,980 --> 00:52:59,760
He's good.

856
00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:01,320
I'm an expert on doctors.

857
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:03,420
Okay, Doctor.

858
00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:08,160
My wife is Melvin Udall's publisher.

859
00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:14,100
She said I was to take excellent care of this little guy, because you are urgently needed back at work.

860
00:53:15,900 --> 00:53:17,060
What kind of work do you do?

861
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:19,260
I'm a waitress.

862
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:20,940
In Manhattan.

863
00:53:23,420 --> 00:53:25,840
Uh, yeah, Terry. Excuse me.

864
00:53:27,660 --> 00:53:29,300
I'm sorry it took so long.

865
00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:30,460
I don't know Brooklyn.

866
00:53:30,480 --> 00:53:32,060
I couldn't find it either.

867
00:53:32,180 --> 00:53:33,320
Could you get this to the lab?

868
00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:36,420
Tell them I need CBC, differential, platelets, the whole thing.

869
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:36,700
Okay.

870
00:53:36,720 --> 00:53:37,660
And I want it back today.

871
00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:38,060
Okay.

872
00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:39,520
I'm sorry.

873
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,520
Did you say you're gonna get the results back today?

874
00:53:41,860 --> 00:53:43,620
Sure. Let's sit down.

875
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:51,540
These are the receipts from all the prescriptions from the beginning of the year.

876
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:52,420
The calendar.

877
00:53:52,740 --> 00:53:58,820
And this is a calendar of days and how he felt and what he's been eating.

878
00:53:58,820 --> 00:53:58,920
That's very good.
And this is a calendar of days and how he felt and what he's been eating.

879
00:53:58,920 --> 00:53:59,760
That's very good.

880
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,520
How long has he had the problem?

881
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:03,440
Since forever.

882
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:04,840
Six months old.

883
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,060
Have they done blood tests on him?

884
00:54:07,300 --> 00:54:07,660
Yeah.

885
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,360
Only in the emergency room or when he was well?

886
00:54:10,540 --> 00:54:11,720
Emergency room only.

887
00:54:11,720 --> 00:54:14,060
Okay, how about skin testing for allergies?

888
00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:15,400
No.

889
00:54:15,820 --> 00:54:17,600
No standard scratch test?

890
00:54:18,180 --> 00:54:19,080
No. I asked.

891
00:54:19,100 --> 00:54:22,900
They said my plan didn't cover it and it wasn't necessary anyways.

892
00:54:23,440 --> 00:54:24,220
Why? Should they have?

893
00:54:24,220 --> 00:54:24,800
Well.

894
00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:28,780
Fucking HMO bastard pieces of shit!

895
00:54:28,780 --> 00:54:29,220
Carol!

896
00:54:31,380 --> 00:54:32,140
I'm sorry.

897
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:35,060
It's okay. Actually, I think that's their technical name.

898
00:54:37,380 --> 00:54:42,600
So, once the tests come back is there someone in your office we should talk to to get the results? Or a...

899
00:54:42,620 --> 00:54:46,100
Um, me. My home number's on the card.

900
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:50,000
That's his home number.

901
00:54:56,540 --> 00:54:57,140
What?

902
00:54:57,220 --> 00:54:59,160
It's your home number!

903
00:55:03,760 --> 00:55:05,120
Can we get you anything else?

904
00:55:05,180 --> 00:55:07,900
Do you want some water or some coffee?

905
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:09,320
No, thank you.

906
00:55:09,740 --> 00:55:11,360
A couple of female slaves?

907
00:55:13,220 --> 00:55:17,920
Mrs. Connelly, there's still a lot of tests I need to do, a lot of things I have to find out here.

908
00:55:18,480 --> 00:55:19,180
But look.

909
00:55:19,820 --> 00:55:25,660
Whatever I find out, I promise you, at the very least from now on your son is going to feel a great deal better, okay?

910
00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:36,440
Doc!

911
00:55:40,860 --> 00:55:43,900
No. Oh, fine. Okay.

912
00:55:44,320 --> 00:55:45,200
That's good.

913
00:55:51,780 --> 00:55:54,300
So, listen, you gotta let me know about the additional costs.

914
00:55:54,340 --> 00:55:55,580
One way or another, we'll...

915
00:55:55,660 --> 00:55:58,860
Well, the costs are gonna be considerable, I'm afraid.

916
00:56:00,040 --> 00:56:01,040
But don't worry.

917
00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,440
Mr. Udall wants to be billed.

918
00:56:07,980 --> 00:56:09,660
That's wonderful!

919
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:17,860
Anyway, dear. Thank you for everything, Nora.

920
00:56:17,940 --> 00:56:19,480
Forgive my recent crankiness.

921
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,880
I'll call when things get back on track, okay?

922
00:56:30,820 --> 00:56:32,160
Huh? What's wrong?

923
00:56:32,740 --> 00:56:34,120
Who's gonna walk Verdell?

924
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:35,880
Oh, no!

925
00:56:55,020 --> 00:56:56,280
Is he dead yet?

926
00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:57,260
No.

927
00:57:00,060 --> 00:57:04,840
Would there be any way that you would be willing to walk his dog for him?

928
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:07,400
Absolutely.

929
00:57:09,320 --> 00:57:10,640
You're a wonderful man.

930
00:57:15,340 --> 00:57:19,920
2:00 would be a good time, and here is the key in case he is asleep.

931
00:57:21,460 --> 00:57:26,140
Open his curtains for him, so he can see God's beautiful work.

932
00:57:27,390 --> 00:57:31,620
And he'll know that even things like this happen for the best.

933
00:57:32,140 --> 00:57:36,800
Where did they teach you to talk like this in some "Sailor, wanna hump-hump" bar?

934
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:39,780
Or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey?

935
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,940
Sell crazy someplace else.

936
00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,720
We're all stocked up here.

937
00:57:52,620 --> 00:57:54,440
No, no. No!

938
00:57:54,580 --> 00:57:56,920
There is a seriously goofy man behind this.

939
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,480
You're not allowed to block out that fact.

940
00:57:58,480 --> 00:57:58,920
Do you really want to go back to Emergency, where those runt doctors keep telling us that they can't help?
You're not allowed to block out that fact.

941
00:57:58,920 --> 00:58:04,280
Do you really want to go back to Emergency, where those runt doctors keep telling us that they can't help?

942
00:58:04,460 --> 00:58:06,140
These lads are crazy man into our lives.

943
00:58:06,140 --> 00:58:07,080
Let's not fight.
These lads are crazy man into our lives.

944
00:58:07,080 --> 00:58:07,260
Let's not fight.

945
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,680
You know how this will turn out. Come on!

946
00:58:12,680 --> 00:58:14,340
You know how this will turn out.

947
00:58:15,660 --> 00:58:17,020
This is not like stockings.

948
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:18,620
It's not like a string of pearls.

949
00:58:18,660 --> 00:58:20,680
You don't send this one back.

950
00:58:25,560 --> 00:58:26,300
Right?

951
00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,160
No, I do, I understand,

952
00:58:36,480 --> 00:58:38,220
Alright, Listen, I gotta go, okay?

953
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:40,400
No.

954
00:58:41,640 --> 00:58:42,220
Okay.

955
00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:44,200
Bye-bye.

956
00:58:52,060 --> 00:58:54,400
What a day. Come here.

957
00:58:54,780 --> 00:58:56,760
Maybe I'll bring him some food by.

958
00:58:57,540 --> 00:58:59,060
Thank you for walking him.

959
00:59:02,600 --> 00:59:04,320
If you'll excuse me, I'm not feeling so well.

960
00:59:05,440 --> 00:59:07,540
This place smells like shit.

961
00:59:08,180 --> 00:59:08,980
Go away.

962
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,620
This cleaning lady doesn't a...

963
00:59:13,620 --> 00:59:13,880
Please,just leave!
This cleaning lady doesn't a...

964
00:59:13,880 --> 00:59:14,990
Please,just leave!

965
00:59:17,760 --> 00:59:19,980
What happened to your queer party friends?

966
00:59:20,080 --> 00:59:21,240
Get outta here!

967
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:30,620
Nothing worse than having to feel this way in front of you.

968
00:59:30,980 --> 00:59:34,720
Nellie, you're a disgrace to depression.

969
00:59:38,740 --> 00:59:40,420
Rot in hell, Melvin.

970
00:59:41,180 --> 00:59:43,220
No need to stop being a lady.

971
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:44,340
Quit worrying.

972
00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:47,020
You'll be back on your knees in no time.

973
00:59:56,700 --> 00:59:57,940
Is this fun for you?

974
01:00:00,540 --> 01:00:01,560
You lucky devil.

975
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:03,780
It just keeps getting better, doesn't it?

976
01:00:04,060 --> 01:00:06,060
I'm losing my apartment, Melvin.

977
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:11,520
And Frank - he wants me to beg my parents, who haven't called me, for help.

978
01:00:12,540 --> 01:00:13,280
And I won't.

979
01:00:15,460 --> 01:00:17,280
I don't want to paint anymore.

980
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:21,040
So the life that I was trying for is over.

981
01:00:21,620 --> 01:00:26,860
The life that I had is gone and I'm feeling so damn sorry for myself that it's difficult to breathe.

982
01:00:28,100 --> 01:00:30,380
It's high times for you, isn't it, Melvin?

983
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:32,800
The gay neighbor who's terrified.

984
01:00:34,240 --> 01:00:35,280
Terrified!

985
01:00:48,180 --> 01:00:51,440
I was just trying to give you a boost.

986
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,220
Lucky you.

987
01:00:54,420 --> 01:00:55,900
You're here for rock bottom.

988
01:00:57,240 --> 01:01:01,220
You absolute horror of a human being.

989
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,000
The one thing I'll do for you.

990
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:18,900
I might cheer you up.

991
01:01:19,920 --> 01:01:20,580
Get out.

992
01:01:22,220 --> 01:01:24,240
You wanna know why the dog prefers me?

993
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:26,060
It's not affection.

994
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:28,060
It's a trick.

995
01:01:31,320 --> 01:01:32,980
I keep bacon in my pocket.

996
01:01:35,180 --> 01:01:35,700
See?

997
01:01:38,080 --> 01:01:39,240
Oh, my gosh.

998
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:44,760
We'll both call him.

999
01:01:44,980 --> 01:01:45,860
You'll see.

1000
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:47,140
It's a trick.

1001
01:01:57,260 --> 01:01:58,280
Come here, Verdell.

1002
01:02:05,440 --> 01:02:06,240
Come on.

1003
01:02:09,840 --> 01:02:12,160
Come here, baby. It's okay.

1004
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:19,560
Just stupid. A stupid dog.

1005
01:02:22,660 --> 01:02:23,860
Could you leave now?

1006
01:02:25,860 --> 01:02:26,580
Please?

1007
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:29,560
I don't get it.

1008
01:03:25,000 --> 01:03:25,740
Taxi!

1009
01:03:59,000 --> 01:04:01,160
Watch again with Nick At Nite's Classic TV Rewind.

1010
01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:07,700
On repeat viewing, one begins to suspect that might not really be Major Healy in the phone booth after all.

1011
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:13,780
Carol the waitress?

1012
01:04:14,060 --> 01:04:14,800
Yes.

1013
01:04:25,940 --> 01:04:27,560
The doctors gave me your billing address.

1014
01:04:27,600 --> 01:04:29,080
I'm sorry about the hour.

1015
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:37,300
If you're, uh...

1016
01:04:41,860 --> 01:04:45,090
If you're worried about thanking me...

1017
01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,960
That's not why I'm here.

1018
01:04:48,780 --> 01:04:54,600
Though you have no idea what it's like to have a real conversation with a doctor about Spencer.

1019
01:04:56,910 --> 01:04:59,660
Note. Put it in a note.

1020
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,720
I have a hair dryer.

1021
01:05:13,480 --> 01:05:14,880
Why did you do this for me?

1022
01:05:19,180 --> 01:05:21,640
So you'd come back to work and wait on me.

1023
01:05:22,540 --> 01:05:24,700
Do you have some idea how strange that sounds?

1024
01:05:26,180 --> 01:05:27,610
Well, I mean...

1025
01:05:27,620 --> 01:05:29,040
I'm worried you did this be...

1026
01:05:46,500 --> 01:05:48,900
Are you waiting for me to say something?

1027
01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:54,700
Look, ah.

1028
01:05:58,060 --> 01:06:00,050
I'll be at the restaurant tomorrow.

1029
01:06:00,460 --> 01:06:02,300
I don't think this can wait until tomorrow.

1030
01:06:02,340 --> 01:06:03,880
I need to clear this up now.

1031
01:06:04,890 --> 01:06:05,980
Clear what up?

1032
01:06:09,180 --> 01:06:10,980
I'm not going to sleep with you.

1033
01:06:11,630 --> 01:06:14,500
I will never sleep with you! Never, ever!

1034
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:16,920
Not ever!

1035
01:06:25,050 --> 01:06:32,400
I'm sorry, but we don't open for the "no sex" oaths until 9:00 a.m.

1036
01:06:34,820 --> 01:06:35,840
I'm not kidding.

1037
01:06:37,580 --> 01:06:38,620
Anything else?

1038
01:06:42,780 --> 01:06:43,400
Just...

1039
01:06:46,680 --> 01:06:47,280
Thank you.

1040
01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:54,910
So you'll be at work tomorrow?

1041
01:06:59,220 --> 01:06:59,940
Yes.

1042
01:07:16,040 --> 01:07:17,460
"Never", she said.

1043
01:07:17,520 --> 01:07:18,960
"Never", she says.

1044
01:07:38,520 --> 01:07:40,120
I took a chance you were up.

1045
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:43,740
I brought you some Chinese soup.

1046
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:48,880
Thanks.

1047
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:08,380
Never been this tired in my life.

1048
01:08:16,620 --> 01:08:18,120
I haven't been sleeping.

1049
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:25,640
I haven't been clear in my head, or felt like myself.

1050
01:08:29,550 --> 01:08:30,650
I'm in trouble.

1051
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:34,660
It's not just the tiredness.

1052
01:08:35,820 --> 01:08:36,500
Boy.

1053
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:39,390
Sick, nauseous.

1054
01:08:39,640 --> 01:08:40,660
Sleepy.

1055
01:08:41,500 --> 01:08:49,820
Where everything looks distorted and everything inside you kind of aches and you can barely find the will to complain.

1056
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:50,900
Yeah.

1057
01:08:55,680 --> 01:08:57,040
I'm glad we did this.

1058
01:08:59,880 --> 01:09:01,160
Good talking to you.

1059
01:09:10,940 --> 01:09:13,160
You are not still writing that thank you note.

1060
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:14,620
I'm on the last page.

1061
01:09:14,660 --> 01:09:16,030
How do you spell "conscience"?

1062
01:09:17,340 --> 01:09:21,140
C-O-N-S-C-I-E-N-C-E.

1063
01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:24,780
Look, I got Sean from the bakery to baby-sit so we could go out.

1064
01:09:26,480 --> 01:09:28,880
I still don't feel safe leaving Spencer with someone.

1065
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:30,060
Could you spell it again, please?

1066
01:09:30,060 --> 01:09:31,440
Spencer's okay.

1067
01:09:32,300 --> 01:09:35,730
You better start finding something else to do with your free time.

1068
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:38,460
Sean, are you hungry?

1069
01:09:38,460 --> 01:09:39,160
Yes.

1070
01:09:39,360 --> 01:09:42,070
All right. We got pizza.

1071
01:09:42,540 --> 01:09:45,320
Carol and I are going out. Sausage and pepperoni.

1072
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:47,020
You want to make this later for you and Spencer?

1073
01:09:49,200 --> 01:09:51,960
We are going out, like people do.

1074
01:09:54,780 --> 01:10:06,660
If you can't feel good about this break and step out a little, then I think you ought to have Mr. Udall send you over a psychiatrist.

1075
01:10:06,660 --> 01:10:06,840
I don't need one, because I know what's really going on here!
If you can't feel good about this break and step out a little, then I think you ought to have Mr. Udall send you over a psychiatrist.

1076
01:10:06,840 --> 01:10:09,060
I don't need one, because I know what's really going on here!

1077
01:10:12,480 --> 01:10:14,600
I gotta finish this letter or I'll go nuts.

1078
01:10:14,820 --> 01:10:15,300
Carol.

1079
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:17,520
This can't be right. "Con-science?"

1080
01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:20,000
Carol.

1081
01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:26,620
What?

1082
01:10:43,820 --> 01:10:50,640
It's very weird now not feeling that stupid panic thing inside me all the time.

1083
01:10:52,660 --> 01:10:55,040
Without that, I just start thinking about myself.

1084
01:10:55,060 --> 01:10:59,020
And what good does that ever get anybody?

1085
01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:12,060
Today on the bus there was this adorable couple and I felt myself giving them a dirty look.

1086
01:11:14,640 --> 01:11:19,080
I just had no idea everything was...

1087
01:11:27,720 --> 01:11:28,920
Go ahead.

1088
01:11:31,720 --> 01:11:34,640
Moving in the wrong direction.

1089
01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:41,560
Away from a time, when I remembered what it was like to have a man to anything.

1090
01:11:42,140 --> 01:11:44,560
Hold fucking...

1091
01:11:45,620 --> 01:11:46,540
I'm sorry.

1092
01:11:46,800 --> 01:11:48,020
No, it's okay.

1093
01:11:48,760 --> 01:11:50,860
Hands with, for Christ's sake!

1094
01:11:54,440 --> 01:12:00,540
I felt almost really bad that Dr. Bettes is married.

1095
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:07,880
Which is probably why I make poor Spencer hug me more than he wants to.

1096
01:12:11,180 --> 01:12:12,940
Poor kid doesn't have enough problems.

1097
01:12:12,940 --> 01:12:15,720
He has to make up for his mom not getting any.

1098
01:12:20,540 --> 01:12:22,260
Who needs these thoughts?

1099
01:12:23,180 --> 01:12:25,340
So what are you saying?

1100
01:12:25,340 --> 01:12:26,580
That you're frustrated?

1101
01:12:26,580 --> 01:12:27,440
Leave me be!

1102
01:12:27,460 --> 01:12:28,600
Why are you doing this?

1103
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:30,920
What is it you want?

1104
01:12:31,830 --> 01:12:37,540
I hope getting me to think about everything that's wrong when all I want to do is not do that has some purpose.

1105
01:12:39,460 --> 01:12:41,660
Really, Mom, what is it you want?

1106
01:12:43,400 --> 01:12:44,140
What?

1107
01:12:44,660 --> 01:12:46,100
I want us to go out.

1108
01:12:54,930 --> 01:12:55,600
Okay.

1109
01:13:17,360 --> 01:13:18,480
Thank you.

1110
01:13:18,880 --> 01:13:20,400
Now I gotta send you a thank you note.

1111
01:13:22,300 --> 01:13:26,050
Oh, look. Evelyn's here and her giant,Joey.

1112
01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:29,520
That's why you brought me here?

1113
01:13:29,520 --> 01:13:30,960
That's really why you brought me here?

1114
01:13:31,520 --> 01:13:34,040
Well, you know, it's not even mine.

1115
01:13:34,460 --> 01:13:37,340
And this guy Simon seems to have enough on his mind.

1116
01:13:37,680 --> 01:13:41,880
But the dog did throw up twice last night and his spark is off.

1117
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:43,060
Well, take him to the vet.

1118
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,000
I did.

1119
01:13:44,840 --> 01:13:49,060
They say his stomach's out of whack and they need him for a couple of days.

1120
01:13:49,060 --> 01:13:49,440
Well, do it! What a...
They say his stomach's out of whack and they need him for a couple of days.

1121
01:13:49,440 --> 01:13:50,100
Well, do it! What a...

1122
01:13:51,820 --> 01:13:52,720
Sorry.

1123
01:13:53,860 --> 01:13:54,720
Excuse me.

1124
01:13:55,820 --> 01:13:57,000
This is for later.

1125
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:58,260
What's this?

1126
01:14:00,020 --> 01:14:00,920
It's a note.

1127
01:14:01,920 --> 01:14:02,920
A note?

1128
01:14:04,140 --> 01:14:05,730
Yeah, it's a thank you note.

1129
01:14:06,180 --> 01:14:07,800
Thank you note? No, no, no.

1130
01:14:07,820 --> 01:14:08,780
You can read it later.

1131
01:14:08,820 --> 01:14:10,200
No. No, thank you.

1132
01:14:10,610 --> 01:14:12,620
No thank you note. No, no.

1133
01:14:15,300 --> 01:14:17,560
Thank you, thank you.

1134
01:14:24,230 --> 01:14:25,320
She's nice.

1135
01:14:26,860 --> 01:14:27,820
Yeah.

1136
01:14:28,040 --> 01:14:29,140
Real nice, huh?

1137
01:14:29,140 --> 01:14:30,240
Really nice.

1138
01:14:33,320 --> 01:14:37,980
Shouldn't that be a good thing, telling somebody, "No thanks required"?

1139
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:41,820
Sure looks like it went over too.

1140
01:14:43,720 --> 01:14:44,500
I mean.

1141
01:14:45,020 --> 01:14:46,440
Look at you!

1142
01:14:49,460 --> 01:14:53,250
You're sure making the rounds. Simon says you brought him soup last night.

1143
01:14:58,320 --> 01:14:58,960
What?

1144
01:14:59,260 --> 01:14:59,880
Look at you.

1145
01:15:00,020 --> 01:15:01,560
You think I'm a mark.

1146
01:15:01,560 --> 01:15:03,860
You helped with the dog, now there is other things.

1147
01:15:04,440 --> 01:15:07,310
Hey, I'm as concerned about Simon as you are.

1148
01:15:07,380 --> 01:15:08,160
Concerned?

1149
01:15:08,160 --> 01:15:09,760
It's not just financial assistance.

1150
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:10,140
Hey.

1151
01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:13,420
He's gotta get to Baltimore to ask his parents for money tomorrow.

1152
01:15:14,180 --> 01:15:17,410
Well, yeah. I mean, you know, if his parents are alive.

1153
01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:18,440
I mean, they have to help.

1154
01:15:18,440 --> 01:15:19,480
It's the rules.

1155
01:15:19,480 --> 01:15:20,460
Good, that's great. Let them help him.

1156
01:15:20,460 --> 01:15:21,040
Absolutely.
Good, that's great. Let them help him.

1157
01:15:21,040 --> 01:15:22,620
Good, that's great. Let them help him.

1158
01:15:24,540 --> 01:15:25,920
Only, uh...

1159
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:31,060
I got a high-maintenance selling painter coming through, so I'm out.

1160
01:15:33,000 --> 01:15:34,140
Can you drive him?

1161
01:15:36,200 --> 01:15:38,920
Think white and get serious.

1162
01:15:40,140 --> 01:15:41,540
Take my car. A convertible.

1163
01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:45,680
Do you drive?

1164
01:15:45,950 --> 01:15:47,240
Like the wind.

1165
01:15:47,560 --> 01:15:49,010
But I'm not doin' it!

1166
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:50,800
Gettin' loud, gettin' loud.

1167
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:56,180
He wants me to take his car and his client to Baltimore.

1168
01:15:56,200 --> 01:16:01,580
I want your life for one minute, where my big problem is somebody offers me a free convertible so I can get out of this city.

1169
01:16:09,560 --> 01:16:10,780
Go ahead, girl.

1170
01:16:12,140 --> 01:16:13,660
Okay, I'll do it.

1171
01:16:13,860 --> 01:16:15,560
I'll take him, I'll take him.

1172
01:16:16,020 --> 01:16:17,580
Yeah, get him ready, packed.

1173
01:16:17,580 --> 01:16:18,940
Tomorrow morning I'll take him.

1174
01:16:18,940 --> 01:16:20,040
Okay, I'll take him.

1175
01:16:20,240 --> 01:16:21,500
Fine. Okay.

1176
01:16:21,580 --> 01:16:22,520
Okay.

1177
01:16:24,260 --> 01:16:25,820
Alright, I'll see you tomorrow.

1178
01:16:25,820 --> 01:16:27,300
Let's not drag this out.

1179
01:16:27,300 --> 01:16:29,240
We don't enjoy one another that much.

1180
01:16:35,160 --> 01:16:40,160
If there is a mental health foundation that raises money for people like you, please be sure to let me know.

1181
01:16:41,180 --> 01:16:42,680
Last word freak.

1182
01:16:43,520 --> 01:16:44,340
Good luck, lady.

1183
01:16:44,420 --> 01:16:45,480
Was he talking to me?

1184
01:16:46,820 --> 01:16:48,280
So, anything else?

1185
01:16:49,720 --> 01:16:50,500
Yeah.

1186
01:16:52,280 --> 01:16:55,500
I'm gonna give my queer neighbor a lift to Baltimore.

1187
01:17:00,740 --> 01:17:04,000
What I did for you, it's working out?

1188
01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:10,420
What you did changed my life.

1189
01:17:12,860 --> 01:17:13,840
No.

1190
01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:17,180
No thank you note.

1191
01:17:18,100 --> 01:17:31,940
Well, part of what I said in this entire history of my life, which you won't read, is that somehow you have done more for my mother, my son, and me than anybody else ever has.

1192
01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:35,940
I'm just gonna read you this part of it.

1193
01:17:37,880 --> 01:17:45,620
"And that makes you the most important, surprising, generous person I ever met in my life and that you're gonna be in our prayers."

1194
01:17:46,340 --> 01:17:48,200
"Our daily prayers forever."

1195
01:17:50,000 --> 01:17:50,820
Lovely.

1196
01:17:53,220 --> 01:17:56,300
I also wrote one part, I'm just gonna say.

1197
01:17:56,300 --> 01:17:57,640
I wrote, "I'm sorry."

1198
01:17:59,620 --> 01:18:04,420
I was talking about I was sorry when I got mad at you for...

1199
01:18:04,640 --> 01:18:08,200
When you came over and you told my son that he ought to answer back.

1200
01:18:08,240 --> 01:18:10,540
So I wrote that I was sorry about that and that I...

1201
01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:17,000
I wrote, I was sorry for busting you on that and busting in on you that night, when I said I was never...

1202
01:18:19,860 --> 01:18:32,900
I was sorry, and I'm sorry for every time your food was cold and that you had to wait two seconds for a coffee filler, and I'm sorry for never spotting right there at the table in the restaurant the human being that had it in him to do this thing for us.

1203
01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:35,760
You know what?

1204
01:18:35,760 --> 01:18:37,280
I'm just gonna start from the beginning.

1205
01:18:37,740 --> 01:18:42,180
"I have not been able to express my gratefulness to you."

1206
01:18:42,180 --> 01:18:45,960
"Even as I look at the word 'grateful' now, it doesn't begin to tell you what I feel."

1207
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:51,940
That's...

1208
01:18:52,340 --> 01:18:53,320
Thanks to you.

1209
01:18:54,340 --> 01:18:55,460
Thank you.

1210
01:19:09,760 --> 01:19:12,120
Now I want you to do something for me.

1211
01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:22,320
I'm sorry. Didn't I say, "What?"

1212
01:19:23,020 --> 01:19:24,400
I thought I said "What?"

1213
01:19:28,900 --> 01:19:29,830
What?

1214
01:19:29,900 --> 01:19:32,120
I want you to go on this trip.

1215
01:19:33,480 --> 01:19:34,340
No, sir.

1216
01:19:34,420 --> 01:19:36,410
I can't do this without you.

1217
01:19:36,480 --> 01:19:40,140
I'm afraid he might pull the stiff "one eye" on me.

1218
01:19:40,750 --> 01:19:42,280
I need you to chaperone.

1219
01:19:42,340 --> 01:19:44,460
Separate everything but cars.

1220
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:46,520
You said you like convertibles.

1221
01:19:46,620 --> 01:19:47,720
Now I'm on the hook.

1222
01:19:47,760 --> 01:19:50,040
I'm sorry. The stiff "one eye"?

1223
01:19:50,100 --> 01:19:51,040
Two days.

1224
01:19:51,140 --> 01:19:52,120
I can't. I work.

1225
01:19:52,260 --> 01:19:53,640
You get off when you want to.

1226
01:19:53,780 --> 01:19:54,380
My son.

1227
01:19:54,380 --> 01:19:56,220
Bettes said he's doin' fine.

1228
01:19:58,000 --> 01:19:59,340
Melvin, I'd rather not.

1229
01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:00,940
What's that got to do with it?

1230
01:20:00,940 --> 01:20:02,820
Funny, I thought it was a strong point.

1231
01:20:03,100 --> 01:20:04,960
Write a note, ain't she sweet.

1232
01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:07,160
I need a hand, and where did she go?

1233
01:20:07,440 --> 01:20:10,440
Are you saying accepting your help obligates me?

1234
01:20:12,140 --> 01:20:13,920
Is there any other way to see it?

1235
01:20:24,780 --> 01:20:29,440
Here's a little suitcase, shocked that it's being used.

1236
01:20:39,500 --> 01:20:41,120
There's no way to pack for this trip.

1237
01:21:05,440 --> 01:21:06,100
Hello.

1238
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:07,620
You're still comin', aren't you?

1239
01:21:08,100 --> 01:21:08,560
Yes.

1240
01:21:11,040 --> 01:21:13,180
Now, I would like to know exactly where we are going.

1241
01:21:15,140 --> 01:21:19,740
Just south of Baltimore, Maryland, and I know what you're gonna say next.

1242
01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:23,140
I mean, I think I know, it's...

1243
01:21:24,500 --> 01:21:27,200
I'm not sure, but I think so.

1244
01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:30,580
There's no need for me to bring anything dressy?

1245
01:21:32,760 --> 01:21:36,280
I mean, I didn't know if we were eating in any restaurants that have dress codes.

1246
01:21:38,460 --> 01:21:40,700
Well, I don't...

1247
01:21:40,700 --> 01:21:42,960
I mean, maybe.

1248
01:21:43,900 --> 01:21:46,460
I mean yes, yes! Let's.

1249
01:21:48,200 --> 01:21:49,040
Okay, gotcha.

1250
01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:53,540
What did you think I was gonna ask?

1251
01:21:53,960 --> 01:21:56,260
Whether crabs were in season there, now.

1252
01:21:57,140 --> 01:22:00,120
Oh, okay, then. Good night.

1253
01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:07,880
Anything unusual in the dog's diet?

1254
01:22:11,060 --> 01:22:12,360
Everybody gets their own cage?

1255
01:22:12,360 --> 01:22:12,800
Certainly.

1256
01:22:12,800 --> 01:22:14,980
Okay, put him in with that one, not that one.

1257
01:22:14,980 --> 01:22:16,140
Builds his confidence, ah.

1258
01:22:16,140 --> 01:22:16,760
Okay.

1259
01:22:18,180 --> 01:22:18,980
Lip kiss.

1260
01:22:22,940 --> 01:22:23,800
I love you.

1261
01:22:24,340 --> 01:22:25,200
I'll miss you.

1262
01:22:25,680 --> 01:22:27,920
Hey! Real sensitive!

1263
01:22:29,460 --> 01:22:29,900
Bye.

1264
01:22:31,140 --> 01:22:33,020
Call me when you get settled.

1265
01:22:41,260 --> 01:22:42,120
Don't worry, Mom!

1266
01:22:42,120 --> 01:22:43,160
Have a good time!

1267
01:22:43,900 --> 01:22:44,540
Don't run.

1268
01:22:44,540 --> 01:22:46,060
Have fun! Don't worry!

1269
01:22:47,040 --> 01:22:48,320
No, no. Have fun, but don't run.

1270
01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:48,420
Grandma will take care of me! Bye!
No, no. Have fun, but don't run.

1271
01:22:48,420 --> 01:22:50,220
Grandma will take care of me! Bye!

1272
01:22:54,800 --> 01:22:56,520
I'm sorry I'm not taking you myself.

1273
01:22:56,520 --> 01:22:57,420
So am I, Frank.

1274
01:22:58,660 --> 01:22:59,520
Give me a hug.

1275
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,440
Everything's gonna be okay, all right?

1276
01:23:04,520 --> 01:23:05,080
Yeah.

1277
01:23:05,800 --> 01:23:07,000
Soak it up.

1278
01:23:08,180 --> 01:23:11,060
It's your last chance for a hug for a few days.

1279
01:23:26,580 --> 01:23:28,080
Thank you for being on time.

1280
01:23:33,540 --> 01:23:36,180
Carol the waitress. Simon the fag.

1281
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:39,960
Hello.

1282
01:23:40,900 --> 01:23:42,760
Holy God! Who did that to you?

1283
01:23:45,120 --> 01:23:46,960
Um, I was attacked.

1284
01:23:47,840 --> 01:23:53,460
I walked in on some men robbing me and I was hospitalized

1285
01:23:55,260 --> 01:23:56,540
I almost died.

1286
01:23:56,620 --> 01:23:58,240
Let's do the small talk in the car.

1287
01:23:59,080 --> 01:23:59,860
Let's go.

1288
01:24:02,760 --> 01:24:03,620
How are you, sir?

1289
01:24:03,620 --> 01:24:05,360
Oh, I was gonna do that for you.

1290
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:06,060
It's all right.

1291
01:24:06,380 --> 01:24:07,140
Where should we sit?

1292
01:24:07,260 --> 01:24:10,500
I, uh... Well, there's no place cards or anything.

1293
01:24:10,520 --> 01:24:12,940
It's alright, you look like you need more room you can manage.

1294
01:24:13,460 --> 01:24:14,360
So I'll sit in the back.

1295
01:24:30,420 --> 01:24:33,620
Never a break. Never.

1296
01:24:33,690 --> 01:24:35,400
I'm sorry. Thank you for the seat.

1297
01:24:35,400 --> 01:24:36,520
That was very thoughtful.

1298
01:24:37,660 --> 01:24:39,440
You look like you're crowded in there.

1299
01:24:39,440 --> 01:24:40,300
Ah, it's all right.

1300
01:24:44,540 --> 01:24:45,400
Thanks.

1301
01:24:54,620 --> 01:24:55,480
Thank you.

1302
01:24:57,860 --> 01:24:58,780
You're welcome.

1303
01:25:03,740 --> 01:25:06,080
I've got the whole trip programmed.

1304
01:25:11,380 --> 01:25:12,420
I'm just kidding.

1305
01:25:12,660 --> 01:25:14,420
I wanted to see what you'd do.

1306
01:25:15,940 --> 01:25:16,520
No.

1307
01:25:17,480 --> 01:25:18,260
Seriously.

1308
01:25:19,140 --> 01:25:20,540
We got good stuff here.

1309
01:25:31,780 --> 01:25:36,600
When it's not always raining, there'll be days like this.

1310
01:25:37,120 --> 01:25:37,800
When there's no complaining, there'll be days like this.

1311
01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:39,080
I like this music.
When there's no complaining, there'll be days like this.

1312
01:25:39,080 --> 01:25:41,800
When there's no complaining, there'll be days like this.

1313
01:25:42,700 --> 01:25:43,680
I like this music.

1314
01:25:44,780 --> 01:25:46,860
Like the flick of a switch.

1315
01:25:47,560 --> 01:25:52,120
Well, my mama told me, "there'll be days like this".

1316
01:25:53,460 --> 01:25:59,140
Well, I'm looking for my girl I wonder where where can she be.

1317
01:25:59,200 --> 01:25:59,600
Yes.

1318
01:25:59,600 --> 01:26:10,940
I'm sure Simon, they did something really off for you to feel this way but when it comes to your parents or your kid something will always be off for you unless you set it straight.

1319
01:26:11,360 --> 01:26:15,640
And maybe this thing happened to you just to give you a chance to do that.

1320
01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:19,320
Nonsense. And you want to know why?

1321
01:26:19,320 --> 01:26:19,540
Anybody here who's interested in what Melvin has to say, raise their hand.
Nonsense. And you want to know why?

1322
01:26:19,540 --> 01:26:22,320
Anybody here who's interested in what Melvin has to say, raise their hand.

1323
01:26:31,800 --> 01:26:33,520
Do you want to know what happened with my parents?

1324
01:26:34,700 --> 01:26:35,220
Yes.

1325
01:26:37,540 --> 01:26:38,060
When I was a kid...

1326
01:26:38,060 --> 01:26:38,600
No,no. Wait.
When I was a kid...

1327
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:38,820
No,no. Wait.

1328
01:26:39,240 --> 01:26:41,280
I'm gonna pull over, give you my full attention.

1329
01:26:45,840 --> 01:26:51,040
Well, I always painted, and my mother always encouraged it.

1330
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:54,760
I mean, she was really sort of fabulous about it, actually.

1331
01:26:55,690 --> 01:26:57,260
And she used to...

1332
01:26:58,480 --> 01:27:01,500
You know, I was too young to think that there was anything wrong with it.

1333
01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:07,180
She was very natural, so she used to pose nude for me.

1334
01:27:08,920 --> 01:27:13,780
And I always thought, or I guess I assumed that my father knew about it.

1335
01:27:14,140 --> 01:27:15,900
This stuff is pointless.

1336
01:27:15,900 --> 01:27:17,380
Hey, let him finish, please.

1337
01:27:17,380 --> 01:27:17,740
You like sad stories?
Hey, let him finish, please.

1338
01:27:17,740 --> 01:27:18,760
You like sad stories?

1339
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:19,660
Do you wanna hear mine?

1340
01:27:19,900 --> 01:27:20,540
Stop.

1341
01:27:23,780 --> 01:27:24,860
Go ahead, really.

1342
01:27:26,040 --> 01:27:27,280
Please don't let him stop you.

1343
01:27:29,320 --> 01:27:34,580
One day he walked in and he found us, and he started screaming.

1344
01:27:34,580 --> 01:27:35,000
My father didn't come out of his room for 11 years.
One day he walked in and he found us, and he started screaming.

1345
01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,980
My father didn't come out of his room for 11 years.

1346
01:27:37,980 --> 01:27:42,360
He used to hit me on the hands with a yardstick if I made a mistake playing the piano.

1347
01:27:47,660 --> 01:27:48,910
Go ahead, Simon.

1348
01:27:48,980 --> 01:27:51,400
So you said he came in your room and he was yelling?

1349
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:52,800
Uh-huh.

1350
01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:54,280
Please, come on.

1351
01:27:56,660 --> 01:27:58,220
He was, um...

1352
01:27:59,720 --> 01:28:00,220
Come on.

1353
01:28:00,390 --> 01:28:03,060
Yeah, I know. He was, I was...

1354
01:28:03,060 --> 01:28:11,460
I remember I was defending my mother and I was trying to, you know, make peace in the lamest way.

1355
01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:12,080
I said...

1356
01:28:13,760 --> 01:28:16,900
I said, "She's not naked. It's art."

1357
01:28:19,680 --> 01:28:25,940
And he started hitting me and he beat me unconscious.

1358
01:28:27,160 --> 01:28:30,160
And he talked to me less and less after that.

1359
01:28:30,160 --> 01:28:33,340
I mean, he knew what I was before I did.

1360
01:28:34,060 --> 01:28:44,680
And the morning that I left for college, he walked into my room and he held out his hand and it was filled with money.

1361
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:50,260
A big, sweaty wad of money.

1362
01:28:52,340 --> 01:28:55,900
And he said, "I don't want you to ever come back."

1363
01:28:57,560 --> 01:29:04,300
And I just grabbed him and I hugged him and he turned and walked out.

1364
01:29:17,080 --> 01:29:19,660
We all have these terrible stories to get over, and you...

1365
01:29:20,080 --> 01:29:21,020
That's not true.

1366
01:29:22,040 --> 01:29:30,640
Some of us have great stories, pretty stories that take place at lakes with boats and friends and noodle salad.

1367
01:29:30,940 --> 01:29:32,980
Just no one in this car.

1368
01:29:33,180 --> 01:29:34,440
But a lot of people.

1369
01:29:34,740 --> 01:29:38,580
That's their story: good times, noodle salad.

1370
01:29:39,220 --> 01:29:45,720
What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good.

1371
01:29:46,710 --> 01:29:48,720
No! I don't think so.

1372
01:29:49,600 --> 01:29:50,780
Not it at all, really.

1373
01:29:52,500 --> 01:29:53,640
Not it at all, huh?

1374
01:29:57,660 --> 01:30:00,900
Let's go to the hotel and...

1375
01:30:01,520 --> 01:30:06,500
Tomorrow you'll see if you can get another big wad of sweaty money out of his hand.

1376
01:30:15,720 --> 01:30:17,820
Can I ask you a personal question?

1377
01:30:21,380 --> 01:30:22,320
Sure.

1378
01:30:24,520 --> 01:30:26,590
You ever get an erection over a woman?

1379
01:30:29,440 --> 01:30:30,040
Melvin.

1380
01:30:30,040 --> 01:30:33,540
I mean, wouldn't your life be easier if you weren't...

1381
01:30:33,660 --> 01:30:35,520
You consider your life easy?

1382
01:30:37,660 --> 01:30:40,600
All right. I give you that one.

1383
01:30:44,680 --> 01:30:45,740
Nice packin'.

1384
01:30:55,620 --> 01:30:56,720
Hey, Spence.

1385
01:30:56,860 --> 01:30:57,680
Hi, Mom.

1386
01:30:58,540 --> 01:30:59,480
Wait till you hear.

1387
01:31:00,020 --> 01:31:01,220
Why are you out of breath?

1388
01:31:01,360 --> 01:31:03,700
Mom, I ran over a guy and scored a goal.

1389
01:31:04,580 --> 01:31:05,580
You did?

1390
01:31:05,860 --> 01:31:08,180
Yeah, he was big, Charlie, you know.

1391
01:31:08,820 --> 01:31:11,060
That's great!

1392
01:31:11,120 --> 01:31:11,740
Yep, Amazing.

1393
01:31:11,740 --> 01:31:11,840
Oh, my God, right?
Yep, Amazing.

1394
01:31:11,840 --> 01:31:13,160
Oh, my God, right?

1395
01:31:14,140 --> 01:31:16,320
Mom, we're playing again, gotta go, Bye.

1396
01:31:16,320 --> 01:31:16,760
No, no. Wait, just tell me the...
Mom, we're playing again, gotta go, Bye.

1397
01:31:16,760 --> 01:31:17,940
No, no. Wait, just tell me the...

1398
01:31:20,480 --> 01:31:22,160
He scored a goal.

1399
01:31:22,160 --> 01:31:24,160
Mom, I don't believe it.

1400
01:31:25,100 --> 01:31:25,680
Oh, you would've died.

1401
01:31:25,680 --> 01:31:26,820
Oh, my God,!
Oh, you would've died.

1402
01:31:26,820 --> 01:31:26,920
Oh, my God,!

1403
01:31:28,860 --> 01:31:32,200
My son was outside playing soccer.

1404
01:31:33,220 --> 01:31:33,860
Come on.

1405
01:31:33,860 --> 01:31:35,820
Take me out for a good time.

1406
01:31:36,180 --> 01:31:37,240
Take me out dancing.

1407
01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:38,500
Dancing?

1408
01:31:40,120 --> 01:31:42,220
I can't. I'm exhausted.

1409
01:31:42,220 --> 01:31:42,320
Oh, come on. Please, come on. Oh, come on.
I can't. I'm exhausted.

1410
01:31:42,320 --> 01:31:45,080
Oh, come on. Please, come on. Oh, come on.

1411
01:31:47,480 --> 01:31:49,020
All right, all right.

1412
01:31:49,260 --> 01:31:49,980
You're right.

1413
01:31:51,520 --> 01:31:52,900
Are you sad or something?

1414
01:31:52,980 --> 01:31:56,020
No, I'm nervous.

1415
01:31:56,460 --> 01:31:59,260
It would be very rough, Carol, if you weren't along.

1416
01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:01,940
What a nice compliment.

1417
01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:16,340
I'm happy.

1418
01:32:18,240 --> 01:32:19,660
And you're my date.

1419
01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:23,120
Let's get dressed.

1420
01:32:32,740 --> 01:32:34,340
I'm gonna jump in the shower.

1421
01:32:34,380 --> 01:32:35,040
Okay.

1422
01:32:35,080 --> 01:32:36,360
I'll be right with you.

1423
01:32:36,360 --> 01:32:37,120
Okay.

1424
01:33:15,660 --> 01:33:16,480
All set?

1425
01:33:17,800 --> 01:33:18,480
Yeah.

1426
01:33:22,100 --> 01:33:23,940
Do you sell hard-shell crabs?

1427
01:33:23,940 --> 01:33:24,520
Yes.

1428
01:33:24,980 --> 01:33:26,720
Do they sell hard-shells?

1429
01:33:26,720 --> 01:33:27,260
Yes.

1430
01:33:27,260 --> 01:33:27,820
Do they?

1431
01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:37,780
Do they sell hard-shells?

1432
01:33:37,820 --> 01:33:38,320
Yes.

1433
01:33:40,940 --> 01:33:41,640
Thank you.

1434
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:44,900
Good evening.

1435
01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:47,060
Hi. You have hard-shells, right?

1436
01:33:47,060 --> 01:33:48,140
Stop asking everyone.

1437
01:33:48,140 --> 01:33:49,200
Just him, that's all.

1438
01:33:49,200 --> 01:33:50,240
Okay, you can answer.

1439
01:33:50,240 --> 01:33:51,360
We worked it out.

1440
01:33:52,300 --> 01:33:53,120
Yes, we do.

1441
01:33:53,600 --> 01:33:55,820
Oh, and I can give you a tie and jacket.

1442
01:33:56,340 --> 01:33:56,940
What?

1443
01:33:57,040 --> 01:33:59,240
Oh, they require a tie and jacket.

1444
01:33:59,240 --> 01:34:00,940
But we have some available.

1445
01:34:12,320 --> 01:34:12,780
Sir.

1446
01:34:14,640 --> 01:34:16,400
No, I'm not putting that on.

1447
01:34:17,100 --> 01:34:21,640
In case you are gonna ask, I'm also not going to let you inject me with the plague, either.

1448
01:34:21,640 --> 01:34:21,990
It's such a nice place.
In case you are gonna ask, I'm also not going to let you inject me with the plague, either.

1449
01:34:21,990 --> 01:34:23,480
It's such a nice place.

1450
01:34:24,060 --> 01:34:26,820
You probably have these dry cleaned all the time, don't you?

1451
01:34:27,160 --> 01:34:28,460
Actually, I don't think so.

1452
01:34:36,380 --> 01:34:40,940
Well, you just wait here.

1453
01:34:42,120 --> 01:34:43,440
Excuse me, thank you.

1454
01:34:55,200 --> 01:34:56,120
Good evening.

1455
01:34:59,040 --> 01:35:00,900
I need a coat and tie.

1456
01:35:01,080 --> 01:35:02,360
Well, come on in.

1457
01:35:02,500 --> 01:35:02,980
No.

1458
01:35:06,880 --> 01:35:07,960
Uh, that one.

1459
01:35:08,940 --> 01:35:09,700
This one?

1460
01:35:09,920 --> 01:35:11,480
That one, yeah, and this tie.

1461
01:35:21,500 --> 01:35:22,180
Excuse me.

1462
01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:28,500
She's here.

1463
01:35:29,740 --> 01:35:31,080
We saved a table for you.

1464
01:35:31,560 --> 01:35:32,280
Thanks.

1465
01:35:32,600 --> 01:35:34,140
Should I get her for you?

1466
01:35:34,940 --> 01:35:36,240
No, that's all right. I'll...

1467
01:35:36,820 --> 01:35:38,040
I'll just watch.

1468
01:35:43,580 --> 01:35:44,900
Can I buy you some drink?

1469
01:35:44,900 --> 01:35:47,460
Oh, this is plenty. No, thank you.

1470
01:36:32,080 --> 01:36:33,300
Oh. Wait.

1471
01:37:04,180 --> 01:37:05,400
You look so se...

1472
01:37:09,190 --> 01:37:11,520
You look, uh, great.

1473
01:37:13,580 --> 01:37:14,580
You look great.

1474
01:37:26,010 --> 01:37:27,080
You want to dance?

1475
01:37:28,880 --> 01:37:31,920
Well, I've been thinking about that since you brought it up before.

1476
01:37:32,000 --> 01:37:32,510
And?

1477
01:37:33,200 --> 01:37:33,880
No.

1478
01:37:37,600 --> 01:37:38,920
I don't get this place.

1479
01:37:40,140 --> 01:37:44,100
They make me buy a new outfit and let you in in a housedress.

1480
01:37:44,780 --> 01:37:45,760
I don't get it.

1481
01:37:47,940 --> 01:37:48,400
What?

1482
01:37:48,940 --> 01:37:50,320
Wait, no. Wait. Why?

1483
01:37:50,670 --> 01:37:51,500
Where are you goin'?

1484
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:53,480
Why? I mean I...

1485
01:37:56,140 --> 01:37:57,580
I didn't mean it that way.

1486
01:37:57,580 --> 01:37:58,120
I mean.

1487
01:37:58,300 --> 01:37:59,720
You ought to sit down.

1488
01:38:00,220 --> 01:38:01,760
You can still give me the dirty look.

1489
01:38:01,780 --> 01:38:03,600
Just sit down and give it to me.

1490
01:38:03,720 --> 01:38:05,060
Pay me a compliment, Melvin.

1491
01:38:05,740 --> 01:38:07,960
I need one. Quick.

1492
01:38:08,920 --> 01:38:12,280
You have no idea how much what you just said hurt my feelings.

1493
01:38:12,600 --> 01:38:17,940
The mono-minute someone gets that they need you they threaten to walk out.

1494
01:38:18,040 --> 01:38:21,400
A compliment is something nice about somebody else.

1495
01:38:23,020 --> 01:38:23,860
Now or never.

1496
01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:25,300
Okay.

1497
01:38:35,980 --> 01:38:36,940
And mean it.

1498
01:38:49,280 --> 01:38:50,440
Can we order first?

1499
01:38:58,380 --> 01:39:00,340
Two hard-shell crab dinners!

1500
01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,200
Pitcher of ice-cold beer!

1501
01:39:03,860 --> 01:39:05,140
Baked or fries?

1502
01:39:08,780 --> 01:39:09,380
Fries.

1503
01:39:09,860 --> 01:39:11,640
One baked, one fried.

1504
01:39:12,460 --> 01:39:13,940
I'll tell your waiter.

1505
01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:16,500
My waiter.

1506
01:39:17,440 --> 01:39:24,300
Okay, now, I got a real great compliment for you and it's true.

1507
01:39:25,320 --> 01:39:27,500
I'm so afraid you're about to say something awful.

1508
01:39:28,400 --> 01:39:29,920
Don't be pessimistic.

1509
01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:31,260
It's not your style.

1510
01:39:32,080 --> 01:39:34,920
Okay, here I go.

1511
01:39:36,260 --> 01:39:37,740
Clearly a mistake.

1512
01:39:40,240 --> 01:39:44,460
I've got this, what, ailment?

1513
01:39:48,660 --> 01:39:57,680
My doctor, a shrink that I used to go to all the time, says that in 50 or 60 percent of the cases a pill really helps.

1514
01:39:59,100 --> 01:40:00,160
I hate pills.

1515
01:40:00,580 --> 01:40:02,160
Very dangerous thing, pills.

1516
01:40:02,160 --> 01:40:02,780
Hate.

1517
01:40:02,820 --> 01:40:06,540
I'm using the word "hate" here about pills.

1518
01:40:06,540 --> 01:40:07,300
Hate.

1519
01:40:07,690 --> 01:40:12,380
My compliment is, that night, when you came over and told me that you would never...

1520
01:40:15,300 --> 01:40:17,660
All right, well, you were there.

1521
01:40:17,780 --> 01:40:19,440
You know what you said.

1522
01:40:19,740 --> 01:40:27,580
Well, my compliment to you is the next morning I started taking the pills.

1523
01:40:31,840 --> 01:40:33,980
I don't quite get how that's a compliment for me.

1524
01:40:40,160 --> 01:40:42,580
You make me want to be a better man.

1525
01:40:55,580 --> 01:40:58,200
That's maybe the best compliment of my life.

1526
01:41:04,060 --> 01:41:09,100
Well, maybe I overshot a little, because I was aiming at just enough to keep you from walking out.

1527
01:41:21,640 --> 01:41:23,120
How's it goin' with those pills?

1528
01:41:24,720 --> 01:41:27,240
Good I hope, I hope, I hope, ah...

1529
01:41:32,960 --> 01:41:34,880
It's little by little.

1530
01:41:37,960 --> 01:41:40,200
It's exhausting talking like this.

1531
01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:05,420
Do you ever let a romantic moment make you do something you know is stupid?

1532
01:42:06,500 --> 01:42:07,180
Never.

1533
01:42:09,000 --> 01:42:10,520
Here's the trouble with "never."

1534
01:42:33,660 --> 01:42:34,940
You don't owe me that.

1535
01:42:35,160 --> 01:42:36,860
That wasn't payment.

1536
01:42:39,400 --> 01:42:44,300
When you first came in to breakfast, when I first saw you I thought you were handsome.

1537
01:42:46,180 --> 01:42:47,800
Then, of course, you spoke.

1538
01:42:51,260 --> 01:42:59,920
So now that your soft little underbelly is all exposed, tell me, why did you bring me here?

1539
01:43:06,580 --> 01:43:07,340
It's...

1540
01:43:11,880 --> 01:43:13,840
A personal question I...

1541
01:43:14,060 --> 01:43:16,080
Tell me, even if you're scared.

1542
01:43:17,040 --> 01:43:17,680
Scared?

1543
01:43:17,820 --> 01:43:20,140
Tell me why you wanted me here.

1544
01:43:21,740 --> 01:43:22,540
It's okay.

1545
01:43:23,440 --> 01:43:25,900
If you ask me, I'll say yes.

1546
01:43:27,880 --> 01:43:28,640
Well, I...

1547
01:43:30,080 --> 01:43:31,940
I don't know.

1548
01:43:34,060 --> 01:43:35,700
There's a lot of reasons.

1549
01:43:36,680 --> 01:43:37,220
I thought.

1550
01:43:37,300 --> 01:43:40,300
One thought, maybe if you had sex with Simon.

1551
01:43:40,980 --> 01:43:41,640
What?

1552
01:43:43,940 --> 01:43:46,660
Well, that's just one idea.

1553
01:43:46,900 --> 01:43:48,380
That's why you brought me?

1554
01:43:49,640 --> 01:43:51,260
Like I'm a what?

1555
01:43:51,300 --> 01:43:53,480
And I owe you what?

1556
01:43:54,080 --> 01:43:55,860
I don't know why I brought you.

1557
01:43:57,220 --> 01:43:58,920
That was just one thought that I had.

1558
01:43:58,940 --> 01:44:00,020
It came out first.

1559
01:44:00,020 --> 01:44:01,480
That was all that was to it.

1560
01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:04,160
I thought, you kiss him, me.

1561
01:44:04,300 --> 01:44:06,860
When you two seemed to hit it off...

1562
01:44:06,980 --> 01:44:09,460
No, wait. That's... I didn't mean...

1563
01:44:09,530 --> 01:44:11,800
Forget what I said about Simon.

1564
01:44:12,060 --> 01:44:13,380
I'll never forget you said it.

1565
01:44:13,380 --> 01:44:13,520
It's a mistake.
I'll never forget you said it.

1566
01:44:13,520 --> 01:44:14,280
It's a mistake.

1567
01:44:16,060 --> 01:44:17,020
It was a mistake.

1568
01:44:24,120 --> 01:44:25,440
Hello, this is Fred Bishop.

1569
01:44:25,500 --> 01:44:26,300
And Betty.

1570
01:44:26,500 --> 01:44:28,820
We're sorry to be unable to take your call right now.

1571
01:44:28,820 --> 01:44:31,260
Please leave a message with all the pertinent information.

1572
01:44:31,320 --> 01:44:32,220
Say good-bye.

1573
01:44:32,480 --> 01:44:32,960
Good-bye.

1574
01:44:33,060 --> 01:44:33,900
And thank you.

1575
01:44:34,980 --> 01:44:36,860
Ah, it's Simon.

1576
01:44:38,520 --> 01:44:39,640
I'm in town.

1577
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:48,800
Folks, you haven't been out later that 10:00 in your entire lives.

1578
01:44:48,920 --> 01:44:50,180
Please pick up the phone.

1579
01:44:53,700 --> 01:44:54,480
Really.

1580
01:45:00,040 --> 01:45:01,720
Okay, well. I'm gonna try you in the morning.

1581
01:45:01,920 --> 01:45:06,020
I need to see you or at least get you to answer the phone.

1582
01:45:16,720 --> 01:45:17,360
How are you?

1583
01:45:19,340 --> 01:45:20,620
Is this gonna be your room?

1584
01:45:20,700 --> 01:45:21,500
Our room.

1585
01:45:21,580 --> 01:45:24,160
I don't wanna see him, and he's not gonna knocking on your door.

1586
01:45:25,200 --> 01:45:26,060
What happened?

1587
01:45:27,120 --> 01:45:27,860
Don't ask.

1588
01:45:31,520 --> 01:45:32,960
Can you not be so violent?

1589
01:45:33,320 --> 01:45:34,320
I don't think so.

1590
01:45:34,580 --> 01:45:34,980
Do you need help?

1591
01:45:34,980 --> 01:45:35,060
No!
Do you need help?

1592
01:45:35,060 --> 01:45:35,680
No!

1593
01:45:39,080 --> 01:45:41,520
I'm taking a big bath and ordering a big meal.

1594
01:45:42,500 --> 01:45:44,130
I'm sorry. Are you okay?

1595
01:45:46,060 --> 01:45:46,800
Don't ask.

1596
01:45:46,800 --> 01:45:48,260
I'm tired of my own complaints.

1597
01:45:48,260 --> 01:45:49,440
I gotta get some new thoughts.

1598
01:45:49,800 --> 01:45:51,180
Why. What are you thinking about?

1599
01:45:52,840 --> 01:45:54,000
How to die, mostly.

1600
01:45:56,220 --> 01:45:58,720
Can you believe, in our little mix, you're the good roommate?

1601
01:46:13,040 --> 01:46:13,880
Good night.

1602
01:46:14,540 --> 01:46:15,160
Good night.

1603
01:46:58,320 --> 01:46:59,120
Hold it.

1604
01:47:20,640 --> 01:47:21,560
I have to draw you.

1605
01:47:21,880 --> 01:47:22,500
Huh?

1606
01:47:25,820 --> 01:47:26,980
I have to draw you.

1607
01:47:27,820 --> 01:47:28,720
No, no, no.

1608
01:47:29,120 --> 01:47:31,660
Absolutely not. I'm a lot more shy than people think.

1609
01:47:31,660 --> 01:47:32,920
I give off the wrong impression.

1610
01:47:32,920 --> 01:47:33,000
I have to.
I give off the wrong impression.

1611
01:47:33,000 --> 01:47:33,740
I have to.

1612
01:47:33,760 --> 01:47:35,420
I haven't sketched anything in weeks.

1613
01:47:36,080 --> 01:47:37,160
Stop staring.

1614
01:47:37,160 --> 01:47:38,120
Do a vase.

1615
01:47:39,880 --> 01:47:41,060
But you're beautiful, Carol.

1616
01:47:41,510 --> 01:47:46,900
Your skin, your long neck, the back, the line of you.

1617
01:47:50,240 --> 01:47:52,340
You're why cavemen chiseled on walls.

1618
01:47:56,580 --> 01:47:58,260
All right. Cut me a break.

1619
01:48:21,660 --> 01:48:25,860
The next thing I know she's sitting right there next to me.

1620
01:48:27,040 --> 01:48:29,840
Well, it's not right to go into details.

1621
01:48:30,040 --> 01:48:30,880
I got nervous.

1622
01:48:32,480 --> 01:48:33,240
I screwed up.

1623
01:48:33,240 --> 01:48:34,640
I said the wrong thing.

1624
01:48:38,780 --> 01:48:48,380
Where if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman, who if you make her laugh, you got a life.

1625
01:48:51,640 --> 01:48:52,880
Instead, I'm here with you.

1626
01:48:54,600 --> 01:48:58,460
No offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug.

1627
01:49:03,240 --> 01:49:04,740
Jameson, soda back.

1628
01:49:07,660 --> 01:49:10,120
I'm sorry. I don't care how you put this.

1629
01:49:10,380 --> 01:49:12,040
We're being naughty here, pal.

1630
01:49:12,120 --> 01:49:12,960
No, no.

1631
01:49:14,240 --> 01:49:15,020
This is great.

1632
01:49:15,660 --> 01:49:16,860
This is so great.

1633
01:49:17,780 --> 01:49:19,980
I swear to God, my hand won't even keep up.

1634
01:49:20,540 --> 01:49:21,520
Hold it, hold it.

1635
01:49:21,880 --> 01:49:22,800
 I'm just turning.

1636
01:49:23,000 --> 01:49:23,760
Then hold that.

1637
01:49:23,760 --> 01:49:24,800
Hold any of them.

1638
01:49:25,000 --> 01:49:25,500
Okay. This?

1639
01:49:25,500 --> 01:49:26,200
It doesn't matter.

1640
01:49:26,860 --> 01:49:29,540
I can't get over my hand's not even bothering me.

1641
01:49:29,820 --> 01:49:31,480
I can't... I just... I ...

1642
01:49:32,740 --> 01:49:35,960
I can't get the angle with this cast.

1643
01:49:39,800 --> 01:49:41,040
Oh, careful.

1644
01:49:53,400 --> 01:49:55,700
Coming in. It's late.

1645
01:50:02,780 --> 01:50:04,240
Did you have sex with her?

1646
01:50:05,180 --> 01:50:07,610
Okay. So you're sure you don't want your shampoos or anything?

1647
01:50:12,280 --> 01:50:12,860
Sorry.

1648
01:50:15,480 --> 01:50:17,080
I didn't know she was still here.

1649
01:50:18,080 --> 01:50:19,800
Did you have sex with her?

1650
01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:21,040
To hell with sex.

1651
01:50:21,120 --> 01:50:22,340
It was better than sex.

1652
01:50:22,420 --> 01:50:23,620
We held each other.

1653
01:50:25,740 --> 01:50:28,240
What I need he gave me great.

1654
01:50:29,360 --> 01:50:30,440
I'll get dressed in a hurry.

1655
01:50:36,540 --> 01:50:37,520
I just love her.

1656
01:50:45,120 --> 01:50:47,050
How are you doin'?

1657
01:51:02,500 --> 01:51:03,040
Hello?

1658
01:51:03,040 --> 01:51:04,460
Mom? Hi.

1659
01:51:04,980 --> 01:51:08,440
Hello, Simon, you were right, we were home last night.

1660
01:51:08,800 --> 01:51:09,660
Do you have to whisper?

1661
01:51:09,660 --> 01:51:10,420
I can barely hear you.

1662
01:51:10,560 --> 01:51:12,560
I'm not a screamer. Look, the reason...

1663
01:51:12,560 --> 01:51:13,340
No, no.

1664
01:51:13,540 --> 01:51:15,920
It was the luckiest thing for all of us you didn't answer last night. I...

1665
01:51:15,920 --> 01:51:16,100
Your father hasn't been feeling well.
It was the luckiest thing for all of us you didn't answer last night. I...

1666
01:51:16,100 --> 01:51:17,440
Your father hasn't been feeling well.

1667
01:51:17,440 --> 01:51:18,240
No, I can't hear you.

1668
01:51:18,240 --> 01:51:18,760
It's too late to start to start with the whole thing.
No, I can't hear you.

1669
01:51:18,760 --> 01:51:19,900
It's too late to start to start with the whole thing.

1670
01:51:19,900 --> 01:51:20,560
Hold on.

1671
01:51:20,560 --> 01:51:21,500
Hold for what?

1672
01:51:21,500 --> 01:51:22,600
What are you gonna do?

1673
01:51:22,600 --> 01:51:23,460
Where are you going?

1674
01:51:23,820 --> 01:51:26,860
I get why you're angry with me, but it's no snap to...

1675
01:51:26,860 --> 01:51:27,500
Shh. He's talking to his parents.
I get why you're angry with me, but it's no snap to...

1676
01:51:27,500 --> 01:51:27,960
Shh. He's talking to his parents.

1677
01:51:27,960 --> 01:51:28,600
Okay, then you listen to me.
Shh. He's talking to his parents.

1678
01:51:28,600 --> 01:51:29,240
Okay, then you listen to me.

1679
01:51:29,740 --> 01:51:33,160
Truly no grudges, okay? Truly.

1680
01:51:33,160 --> 01:51:37,520
It was odd that you didn't come see me when you heard I was hurt, but...

1681
01:51:37,620 --> 01:51:38,480
We almost did.

1682
01:51:38,480 --> 01:51:40,140
I don't even want to talk about it.

1683
01:51:40,920 --> 01:51:43,680
The important thing is that your son is happy.

1684
01:51:43,840 --> 01:51:45,380
Well, you do sound different.

1685
01:51:45,380 --> 01:51:47,000
Yes, I'm working again. I'm...

1686
01:51:47,000 --> 01:51:47,300
Good, About money...
Yes, I'm working again. I'm...

1687
01:51:47,300 --> 01:51:48,660
Good, About money...

1688
01:51:48,660 --> 01:51:50,040
No, I don't need anything.

1689
01:51:50,660 --> 01:51:53,540
I'll drop you a line from wherever I land and then...

1690
01:51:53,960 --> 01:51:56,260
It's up to you to make the next move, and I hope you do.

1691
01:51:56,260 --> 01:51:57,620
He's gonna want to stay.

1692
01:51:58,160 --> 01:52:01,160
And they'll want to take a ride to the lake or whatever.

1693
01:52:02,600 --> 01:52:04,020
Okay. Bye-bye.

1694
01:52:04,020 --> 01:52:04,260
He's gonna feel stirred up.
Okay. Bye-bye.

1695
01:52:04,260 --> 01:52:04,800
He's gonna feel stirred up.

1696
01:52:04,800 --> 01:52:05,580
Bye, dear.
He's gonna feel stirred up.

1697
01:52:05,580 --> 01:52:06,000
He's gonna feel stirred up.

1698
01:52:06,000 --> 01:52:06,740
Bye, Mom.

1699
01:52:07,940 --> 01:52:10,740
We'll probably have a good five-hour drive.

1700
01:52:10,740 --> 01:52:13,100
It'll give us a chance to relax and be together alone.

1701
01:52:13,100 --> 01:52:13,600
So?
It'll give us a chance to relax and be together alone.

1702
01:52:13,600 --> 01:52:15,040
It'll give us a chance to relax and be together alone.

1703
01:52:15,040 --> 01:52:15,220
I'm coming with you.
It'll give us a chance to relax and be together alone.

1704
01:52:15,220 --> 01:52:15,260
To take it e...
I'm coming with you.
It'll give us a chance to relax and be together alone.

1705
01:52:15,260 --> 01:52:15,940
To take it e...
I'm coming with you.

1706
01:52:15,940 --> 01:52:16,060
To take it e...

1707
01:52:16,860 --> 01:52:17,840
What about your parents?

1708
01:52:17,840 --> 01:52:18,040
No, I'll take care of myself.
What about your parents?

1709
01:52:18,040 --> 01:52:19,720
No, I'll take care of myself.

1710
01:52:20,460 --> 01:52:24,230
What are you talking about? You got real problems.

1711
01:52:24,560 --> 01:52:27,260
I know. I'm a little bit nervous.

1712
01:52:28,060 --> 01:52:30,020
Suddenly everything seems so easy.

1713
01:52:32,100 --> 01:52:35,100
Carol, a load has been lifted.

1714
01:52:38,000 --> 01:52:38,940
One night with me.

1715
01:52:39,180 --> 01:52:40,520
You think you're kidding.

1716
01:52:43,190 --> 01:52:46,200
Ah, geez. No choice.

1717
01:52:46,200 --> 01:52:46,440
I got a gift for you.
Ah, geez. No choice.

1718
01:52:46,440 --> 01:52:47,200
I got a gift for you.

1719
01:52:47,200 --> 01:52:47,300
Nothing like no choice to make you feel at home.
I got a gift for you.

1720
01:52:47,300 --> 01:52:49,780
Nothing like no choice to make you feel at home.

1721
01:52:50,700 --> 01:52:51,980
Let me see.

1722
01:52:52,920 --> 01:52:54,740
Ah. Gorgeous.

1723
01:52:55,200 --> 01:52:57,180
Do it then, and get the dog picked up.

1724
01:52:57,180 --> 01:52:58,900
I can't believe you let it stay there.

1725
01:53:00,240 --> 01:53:00,800
Good-bye.

1726
01:53:03,580 --> 01:53:04,600
Your luck's running.

1727
01:53:06,200 --> 01:53:07,860
They sublet your place.

1728
01:53:08,540 --> 01:53:09,480
You're homeless.

1729
01:53:11,180 --> 01:53:13,880
Frank's got a line on another place you can use for now.

1730
01:53:14,880 --> 01:53:15,980
Another place where?

1731
01:53:17,500 --> 01:53:18,340
Does it matter?

1732
01:53:22,160 --> 01:53:22,760
No.

1733
01:53:23,840 --> 01:53:24,560
It doesn't.

1734
01:53:26,020 --> 01:53:26,800
I'm fine.

1735
01:53:27,880 --> 01:53:28,540
Like the hat?

1736
01:53:29,920 --> 01:53:31,680
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

1737
01:53:55,560 --> 01:53:59,840
I love you.

1738
01:54:01,860 --> 01:54:04,740
For sentimental reasons.

1739
01:54:04,740 --> 01:54:05,060
I don't want to hear that music right now.
For sentimental reasons.

1740
01:54:05,060 --> 01:54:06,340
I don't want to hear that music right now.

1741
01:54:06,980 --> 01:54:07,720
What do you mean?

1742
01:54:07,720 --> 01:54:08,820
- You said you liked it.

1743
01:54:08,820 --> 01:54:09,520
I don't.

1744
01:54:12,500 --> 01:54:13,860
This one has a meaning.

1745
01:54:14,820 --> 01:54:18,660
It's your call, but I don't want to hear it, if that means anything.

1746
01:54:38,940 --> 01:54:40,100
Yes, sir. All right.

1747
01:54:42,700 --> 01:54:44,780
Here's the keys to my apartment.

1748
01:54:46,740 --> 01:54:47,820
You go up there and wait.

1749
01:54:47,820 --> 01:54:49,120
And I'm gonna take Carol home.

1750
01:54:50,640 --> 01:54:51,480
I'll take a bus.

1751
01:54:51,980 --> 01:54:53,340
No, I'll take you.

1752
01:54:59,860 --> 01:55:00,480
Can you ah...

1753
01:55:01,220 --> 01:55:02,000
Can you come here?

1754
01:55:02,620 --> 01:55:04,360
Look, I don't care what you did for me, I...

1755
01:55:05,120 --> 01:55:05,960
What's wrong?

1756
01:55:06,780 --> 01:55:08,380
I don't think I want to know you anymore.

1757
01:55:09,320 --> 01:55:11,220
All you do is make me feel bad about myself.

1758
01:55:15,640 --> 01:55:16,460
You have my number.

1759
01:55:20,140 --> 01:55:21,180
Let him take you home.

1760
01:55:22,300 --> 01:55:23,060
I don't want to.

1761
01:55:25,220 --> 01:55:26,000
I love you.

1762
01:55:26,260 --> 01:55:27,180
Love you too.

1763
01:55:38,560 --> 01:55:39,620
Don't say anything.

1764
01:55:43,400 --> 01:55:46,160
Look, I gotta get ahold of Frank and see where I'm hanging my hat.

1765
01:55:47,020 --> 01:55:47,760
Well...

1766
01:55:49,480 --> 01:55:51,720
I think you're gonna have to camp it here.

1767
01:55:52,420 --> 01:55:53,140
What are you talking about?

1768
01:55:53,140 --> 01:55:53,280
Oh, look! There's Verdell!
What are you talking about?

1769
01:55:53,280 --> 01:55:55,600
Oh, look! There's Verdell!

1770
01:55:55,660 --> 01:55:56,980
Look at you!

1771
01:55:57,280 --> 01:55:57,800
Come here.

1772
01:55:57,800 --> 01:55:57,980
Look at you.
Come here.

1773
01:55:57,980 --> 01:55:58,620
Look at you.

1774
01:56:05,040 --> 01:56:06,940
Mommy and Daddy are home.

1775
01:56:10,180 --> 01:56:13,380
Sorry. You're just fun to mess with.

1776
01:56:15,560 --> 01:56:17,220
They rented your place furnished.

1777
01:56:17,220 --> 01:56:20,100
Jackie said she was gonna bring your personal things.

1778
01:56:20,700 --> 01:56:22,220
They were gonna set you up in here.

1779
01:56:22,220 --> 01:56:23,960
It's an extra room.

1780
01:56:24,300 --> 01:56:25,300
I never use it.

1781
01:56:26,140 --> 01:56:27,000
It's got good light.

1782
01:56:27,340 --> 01:56:28,880
No other choice, really.

1783
01:56:29,020 --> 01:56:30,160
I'm coming, I coming.

1784
01:56:33,440 --> 01:56:34,460
It's ah.

1785
01:56:37,360 --> 01:56:37,880
Nice.

1786
01:56:37,880 --> 01:56:38,780
It's a...

1787
01:56:38,880 --> 01:56:39,540
It looks good.

1788
01:56:41,760 --> 01:56:46,440
They got your music, paintings, paints.

1789
01:56:47,300 --> 01:56:48,920
Have to say they did a good job.

1790
01:56:52,720 --> 01:56:54,320
Well, it's gonna be okay, huh?

1791
01:56:55,620 --> 01:56:56,760
Cozy, huh?

1792
01:56:57,340 --> 01:56:58,180
Yeah.

1793
01:57:04,280 --> 01:57:05,080
Thank you, Melvin.

1794
01:57:07,420 --> 01:57:08,460
You overwhelm me.

1795
01:57:16,160 --> 01:57:16,980
I love you.

1796
01:57:24,100 --> 01:57:25,200
I tell you, buddy.

1797
01:57:26,440 --> 01:57:29,540
I'd be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me.

1798
01:57:42,760 --> 01:57:44,060
Make yourself at home.

1799
01:57:47,200 --> 01:57:48,480
Anything else in the bag?

1800
01:57:50,620 --> 01:57:52,520
But I was playing soccer, while you were away.

1801
01:57:52,520 --> 01:57:52,860
Now, I know.
But I was playing soccer, while you were away.

1802
01:57:52,860 --> 01:57:53,520
Now, I know.

1803
01:57:54,420 --> 01:57:56,480
I love my cookbook.

1804
01:57:57,380 --> 01:57:58,720
It's great.

1805
01:57:59,280 --> 01:58:01,360
It's got all these wonderful recipes in here.

1806
01:58:01,360 --> 01:58:02,720
It says something for shark.

1807
01:58:03,200 --> 01:58:04,940
I never even fixed shark before.

1808
01:58:05,020 --> 01:58:06,240
"Shark With A Bite."

1809
01:58:06,280 --> 01:58:07,600
Would you like that, Spencer?

1810
01:58:07,760 --> 01:58:08,480
No.

1811
01:58:08,540 --> 01:58:11,140
There's some cookies here called "Wasps' Nest."

1812
01:58:14,800 --> 01:58:17,460
Where is my big, hairy boy?

1813
01:58:18,440 --> 01:58:19,280
Where is he?

1814
01:58:20,920 --> 01:58:23,900
Where is my beautiful boy? Sweetheart.

1815
01:58:25,780 --> 01:58:27,780
Oh, you're in bed.

1816
01:58:28,360 --> 01:58:28,820
Oh, no.

1817
01:58:30,860 --> 01:58:31,260
Yeah.

1818
01:58:33,420 --> 01:58:34,080
Melvin.

1819
01:58:35,000 --> 01:58:39,680
I just didn't think Verdell should get too comfortable sleeping in here.

1820
01:58:39,840 --> 01:58:40,540
Well, look. I mean.

1821
01:58:40,540 --> 01:58:40,940
It's really not gonna...
Well, look. I mean.

1822
01:58:40,940 --> 01:58:41,600
It's really not gonna...

1823
01:58:41,600 --> 01:58:43,420
The dog's already comfortable.

1824
01:58:47,740 --> 01:58:48,460
Is this okay?

1825
01:58:51,680 --> 01:58:52,200
Hello.

1826
01:58:53,160 --> 01:58:54,080
Hi, It's me!

1827
01:58:55,620 --> 01:58:56,380
Yes.

1828
01:58:57,340 --> 01:58:58,840
He took me in.

1829
01:58:59,200 --> 01:59:01,020
Yes. It's Carol for you.

1830
01:59:02,600 --> 01:59:05,460
I practically fainted when I walked in and Jackie...

1831
01:59:05,480 --> 01:59:05,880
Take the dog.

1832
01:59:05,880 --> 01:59:06,160
Okay, I gotta go.
Take the dog.

1833
01:59:06,160 --> 01:59:06,700
Okay, I gotta go.

1834
01:59:06,740 --> 01:59:07,760
Just take the dog.

1835
01:59:07,760 --> 01:59:09,260
Oh, come here.

1836
01:59:12,240 --> 01:59:13,540
Come on. Move faster.

1837
01:59:14,400 --> 01:59:15,960
Don't limp. Move fast. Come on.

1838
01:59:16,100 --> 01:59:16,760
Good luck.

1839
01:59:32,460 --> 01:59:33,300
Yeah.

1840
01:59:34,120 --> 01:59:34,820
How are you doing?

1841
01:59:35,640 --> 01:59:36,620
Not so hot.

1842
01:59:37,200 --> 01:59:38,500
Why? What's wrong?

1843
01:59:40,320 --> 01:59:42,840
I don't know whether I'm being sensible or hard on you.

1844
01:59:43,460 --> 01:59:45,540
Maybe both, Maybe.

1845
01:59:45,540 --> 01:59:50,260
See, right there, I don't know whether you're being cute or crazy now.

1846
01:59:50,400 --> 01:59:50,940
Cute.

1847
01:59:51,060 --> 01:59:53,100
Don't answer everything I say.

1848
01:59:53,100 --> 01:59:56,200
Just listen to me, okay? Listen to me.

1849
01:59:57,940 --> 02:00:01,040
It's really something that you're looking after Simon.

1850
02:00:02,400 --> 02:00:07,320
And what I said on the street that was a bad thing to say.

1851
02:00:07,940 --> 02:00:09,600
It made me sick to my stomach.

1852
02:00:09,600 --> 02:00:11,840
It was a bad thing to say.

1853
02:00:14,860 --> 02:00:19,480
And I'd be lying if I didn't say I enjoy your company.

1854
02:00:21,140 --> 02:00:24,260
But the truth is, you do bother me enormously.

1855
02:00:24,500 --> 02:00:26,120
And I know that it think that it's...

1856
02:00:27,160 --> 02:00:35,720
I think that it's better for me to not have contact with you, because you're not ready, and you're a pretty old guy to not be ready, and I'm too old to ignore that.

1857
02:00:36,720 --> 02:00:41,580
But there were extraordinary kindnesses that did take place.

1858
02:00:50,060 --> 02:00:51,600
So, anyway, thanks for the trip.

1859
02:00:53,860 --> 02:00:55,920
Good night, good night.

1860
02:00:56,060 --> 02:00:58,400
Okay if I say something now?

1861
02:01:03,700 --> 02:01:04,700
Go ahead.

1862
02:01:07,380 --> 02:01:08,860
I should have danced with you.

1863
02:01:14,440 --> 02:01:15,020
Good night.

1864
02:01:37,480 --> 02:01:39,120
Are you gonna talk to me or not?

1865
02:01:40,220 --> 02:01:41,140
I'm coming.

1866
02:01:52,600 --> 02:01:53,340
What did she say?

1867
02:01:54,520 --> 02:01:55,820
That I'm a great guy.

1868
02:01:56,280 --> 02:01:57,420
Extraordinary.

1869
02:01:58,260 --> 02:02:00,460
And she doesn't want contact with me.

1870
02:02:03,200 --> 02:02:04,520
I'm dying here.

1871
02:02:07,340 --> 02:02:10,320
Because you love her.

1872
02:02:13,760 --> 02:02:16,720
And you people are supposed to be sensitive and sharp?

1873
02:02:16,960 --> 02:02:18,280
Then you tell me why.

1874
02:02:18,280 --> 02:02:20,280
You're the one who's "dying here."

1875
02:02:21,420 --> 02:02:22,000
I don't know.

1876
02:02:22,980 --> 02:02:23,920
Let me sleep on it.

1877
02:02:23,920 --> 02:02:24,820
Oh, come on.

1878
02:02:25,500 --> 02:02:26,560
I'll figure it out.

1879
02:02:26,560 --> 02:02:27,900
Oh, please.

1880
02:02:31,300 --> 02:02:32,840
I'm stuck.

1881
02:02:33,600 --> 02:02:36,020
I can't get back to my old life.

1882
02:02:39,520 --> 02:02:41,240
She's evicted me from my life.

1883
02:02:41,460 --> 02:02:43,120
Did you really like it that much?

1884
02:02:43,960 --> 02:02:45,440
Well, it's better than this.

1885
02:02:46,000 --> 02:02:48,760
Look, you, I'm very intelligent.

1886
02:02:48,880 --> 02:02:51,460
If you're gonna give me hope, you gotta do better than you're doing.

1887
02:02:51,860 --> 02:02:55,660
I mean, if you can't be at least mildly interesting, then shut the hell up.

1888
02:02:56,040 --> 02:02:59,380
I mean, I'm drowning here, and you're describing the water!

1889
02:03:00,040 --> 02:03:01,720
Well, picking on me won't help.

1890
02:03:04,460 --> 02:03:06,540
Well, if that's true, I'm really in trouble.

1891
02:03:10,180 --> 02:03:12,640
Melvin, do you know where you're lucky?

1892
02:03:17,320 --> 02:03:18,920
You know who you want.

1893
02:03:21,260 --> 02:03:23,160
I would take your seat any day.

1894
02:03:24,280 --> 02:03:26,240
So do something about it.

1895
02:03:26,240 --> 02:03:27,320
Go over there now, tonight.

1896
02:03:28,200 --> 02:03:29,320
Don't sleep on it.

1897
02:03:29,320 --> 02:03:32,320
I mean, It's not always good to let things calm down.

1898
02:03:33,000 --> 02:03:36,360
You can do this, Melvin. You can do this.

1899
02:03:36,360 --> 02:03:37,800
You can. Pull the stops.

1900
02:03:37,800 --> 02:03:38,500
Tell her how you feel.

1901
02:03:38,500 --> 02:03:40,440
You can do this. You can do this.

1902
02:03:40,500 --> 02:03:41,080
Hey.

1903
02:03:42,420 --> 02:03:43,220
I'm charged here.

1904
02:03:43,220 --> 02:03:43,600
Yes, you are.
I'm charged here.

1905
02:03:43,600 --> 02:03:44,140
Yes, you are.

1906
02:03:44,620 --> 02:03:46,520
She might kill me if I go over.

1907
02:03:46,520 --> 02:03:48,980
Then get in your jammies and I'll read you a story.

1908
02:03:49,520 --> 02:03:51,560
Listen, I really think you have a chance here.

1909
02:03:51,560 --> 02:03:55,320
I mean, the best thing you have going for you is a willingness to humiliate yourself.

1910
02:03:55,680 --> 02:03:57,460
So go over there, do this.

1911
02:03:57,460 --> 02:03:58,540
Catch her off guard.

1912
02:04:04,780 --> 02:04:05,300
Okay.

1913
02:04:05,460 --> 02:04:05,960
Okay.

1914
02:04:09,120 --> 02:04:09,740
Thanks a lot.

1915
02:04:09,740 --> 02:04:10,340
Okay.

1916
02:04:13,600 --> 02:04:14,260
Here I go.

1917
02:04:25,460 --> 02:04:26,100
What's wrong?

1918
02:04:29,780 --> 02:04:31,140
I forgot to lock the door.

1919
02:05:51,260 --> 02:05:52,320
What do you want, Melvin?

1920
02:05:53,520 --> 02:05:54,800
I'm sorry I woke you.

1921
02:05:55,280 --> 02:05:56,500
I wasn't asleep.

1922
02:06:01,660 --> 02:06:02,700
What a break.

1923
02:06:05,560 --> 02:06:07,060
Is it a secret what you're doing here?

1924
02:06:11,820 --> 02:06:13,200
I had to see you.

1925
02:06:17,720 --> 02:06:18,500
Because?

1926
02:06:22,340 --> 02:06:23,640
It relaxes me.

1927
02:06:26,740 --> 02:06:35,140
I'd feel better sitting outside your apartment on the curb, than any other place I can think of or imagine.

1928
02:06:35,500 --> 02:06:36,360
No, wait.

1929
02:06:37,360 --> 02:06:38,580
That's overstating.

1930
02:06:38,840 --> 02:06:44,620
I'd rather be sitting inside on the steps, 'cause I don't want to get my feet in the gutter.

1931
02:06:44,840 --> 02:06:45,280
What would that serve?

1932
02:06:45,280 --> 02:06:45,820
Stop it!
What would that serve?

1933
02:06:45,820 --> 02:06:46,120
Stop it!

1934
02:06:46,120 --> 02:06:49,860
Why can't I just have a normal boyfriend? Why?

1935
02:06:49,860 --> 02:06:53,600
Just a regular boyfriend who doesn't go nuts on me.

1936
02:06:53,600 --> 02:06:55,500
Everybody wants that, dear.

1937
02:06:56,140 --> 02:06:57,680
It doesn't exist.

1938
02:07:00,920 --> 02:07:02,500
Oh, I'm sorry.

1939
02:07:03,880 --> 02:07:05,380
I didn't mean to interrupt.

1940
02:07:12,560 --> 02:07:13,320
Boyfriend.

1941
02:07:18,580 --> 02:07:21,860
Come on in and try not to ruin everything by being you.

1942
02:07:23,960 --> 02:07:26,740
Maybe we could live without the wisecracks.

1943
02:07:31,580 --> 02:07:32,460
Maybe we could.

1944
02:07:59,800 --> 02:08:02,960
It feels a little confined in here.

1945
02:08:03,620 --> 02:08:04,740
Let's take a walk.

1946
02:08:08,200 --> 02:08:09,720
See, it's 4:00 in the morning.

1947
02:08:10,760 --> 02:08:15,720
A walk sounds a little screwy to me, if you don't mind.

1948
02:08:16,550 --> 02:08:24,420
Well, if you need an excuse, there's a bakery on the corner and we have a good shot that it will be open soon.

1949
02:08:24,920 --> 02:08:26,400
That way we're not screwy.

1950
02:08:27,160 --> 02:08:30,600
Just two people that like warm rolls.

1951
02:08:35,180 --> 02:08:36,060
Okay.

1952
02:08:55,000 --> 02:08:55,740
What are you doing?

1953
02:08:57,300 --> 02:09:00,260
I still want you to hear part of that car song.

1954
02:09:00,260 --> 02:09:01,060
You don't have to...

1955
02:09:08,860 --> 02:09:16,600
And darlin' I'm never lonely whenever you're in sight

1956
02:09:18,400 --> 02:09:19,120
Thank you.

1957
02:09:21,420 --> 02:09:22,300
You know, I was hoping...

1958
02:09:38,760 --> 02:09:42,920
I'm sorry. Whatever this is is not gonna work.

1959
02:09:52,560 --> 02:09:53,260
I'm feel...

1960
02:09:54,300 --> 02:09:54,320
What?

1961
02:09:54,320 --> 02:09:55,020
I've been feeling...
What?

1962
02:09:55,020 --> 02:09:55,080
I've been feeling...

1963
02:09:57,160 --> 02:09:58,760
I'm feeling better, Carol.

1964
02:09:59,980 --> 02:10:00,620
Melvin.

1965
02:10:01,280 --> 02:10:06,120
Even though it may seem that way now, you don't know me all that well.

1966
02:10:07,820 --> 02:10:09,200
I'm not the answer for you.

1967
02:10:09,360 --> 02:10:09,880
Hey.

1968
02:10:11,240 --> 02:10:12,900
I've got a great compliment for you.

1969
02:10:14,520 --> 02:10:15,200
You know what?

1970
02:10:15,220 --> 02:10:17,760
Just let me...

1971
02:10:18,220 --> 02:10:19,300
Let me talk.

1972
02:10:25,880 --> 02:10:32,160
I might be the only person on the face of the Earth that knows you're the greatest woman on Earth.

1973
02:10:32,800 --> 02:10:43,100
I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer.

1974
02:10:44,100 --> 02:10:44,880
Spence.

1975
02:10:46,240 --> 02:10:57,500
And in every single thought that you have and how you say what you mean and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good.

1976
02:10:59,880 --> 02:11:02,140
I think most people miss that about you.

1977
02:11:02,640 --> 02:11:11,440
And I watch them wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables, and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive.

1978
02:11:12,500 --> 02:11:19,560
And the fact that I get it makes me feel good about me.

1979
02:11:29,180 --> 02:11:35,120
Is that something that's bad for you to be around, for you?

1980
02:11:50,200 --> 02:11:51,180
I'm gonna grab ya.

1981
02:11:53,520 --> 02:11:55,380
I didn't mean for that to be a question.

1982
02:11:55,880 --> 02:11:57,160
I'm gonna grab ya.

1983
02:12:21,540 --> 02:12:23,680
I know I can do better than that.

1984
02:12:47,920 --> 02:12:49,640
Better. Definitely better.

1985
02:12:55,940 --> 02:12:57,460
See? See?

1986
02:13:15,580 --> 02:13:16,260
Warm rolls.

1987
02:13:26,620 --> 02:13:28,000
Excuse us.

1988
02:18:19,610 --> 02:18:24,400
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